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Kuroimaken

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1340 on: December 14, 2010, 09:20:08 AM »
I say we show this Vrock who's boss then keep going. We don't exactly have all the time in the world.
Debatable, but hey. :P So as of right now, RJ and Marlowe are the only ones who can see it, correct? So we provide the coordinates for the artillery, i.e. you.

Works for me.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1341 on: December 17, 2010, 06:34:40 PM »
Ready when you are...
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1342 on: December 18, 2010, 10:35:50 PM »
For the lolz, translation.

"O Bonerges, devourer of maiden virginities! This impudent lowlife is yours to eat up!"
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1343 on: December 18, 2010, 10:42:28 PM »
Using the phrase 'devourer of maiden virginities' in conjunction with a variant of Evard's Black Tentacles is wrong and yet oh-so-right.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1344 on: December 19, 2010, 04:10:57 AM »
Hmm, so would the spell effect give me a rough idea of where the vrock is now? Could I throw something at it? :p
("should I" is probably more appropriate. I can lift roughly the equivalent of a light automobile over my head (unless juggernaut counts toward carrying capacity, which I've seen alternate yes and no answers to)

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1345 on: December 19, 2010, 07:15:53 AM »
Using the phrase 'devourer of maiden virginities' in conjunction with a variant of Evard's Black Tentacles is wrong and yet oh-so-right.
That was the joke, yes.

I'm rusting. This time, the only part I understood right away was otome (maiden), and I assumed at first that it referred to RJ. :lol
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1346 on: December 19, 2010, 08:27:29 AM »
Using the phrase 'devourer of maiden virginities' in conjunction with a variant of Evard's Black Tentacles is wrong and yet oh-so-right.
That was the joke, yes.

I'm rusting. This time, the only part I understood right away was otome (maiden), and I assumed at first that it referred to RJ. :lol

It's also an inside joke. Bonerges is the name of a fictional deity created by a friend of mine whose portfolios include badassness and virginities.

And Raoul assumes RJ ain't a virgin, just so you know. XD
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1347 on: December 19, 2010, 12:27:51 PM »
Hmm, so would the spell effect give me a rough idea of where the vrock is now? Could I throw something at it? :p
("should I" is probably more appropriate. I can lift roughly the equivalent of a light automobile over my head (unless juggernaut counts toward carrying capacity, which I've seen alternate yes and no answers to)
I think the area is pretty big, so not really. Didn't you guys have a fly spell of some kind on you, though? If you get within 120 feet, your True Seeing will kick in and let you see it.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1348 on: December 19, 2010, 01:11:07 PM »
What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself, then we just leave the Vrock to deal with the fact he's found himself in a particularly deviant porn movie. :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1349 on: December 19, 2010, 01:19:07 PM »
What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...
Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though. :P
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1350 on: December 19, 2010, 01:57:29 PM »
What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...
Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though. :P

I'd think we do. RJ would still need to make a Reflex save, but that's a non-issue for her.
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1351 on: December 19, 2010, 03:57:41 PM »
What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...
Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though. :P
You will. Not when it'll make any difference to us, but you will. :P I suspect it has a Belt of Battle.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1352 on: December 19, 2010, 07:58:13 PM »
What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...
Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though. :P
You will. Not when it'll make any difference to us, but you will. :P
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1353 on: December 19, 2010, 10:19:32 PM »
Bah. Its Belt of Battle is MEANINGLESS before the might of being tentacle raped by fire. MEANINGLESS I say.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1354 on: December 20, 2010, 09:54:29 AM »
That and most of us probably already have one and the attuning rules make it less attractive to keep a ton around and switch whenever needed.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1355 on: December 23, 2010, 08:06:48 PM »
I suppose once the cloaker picks Cade up, that would trigger my delay. Still, from what I can tell, the vrock is still pretty far away from me. Still nice to be able to do something. I may have to invest in some wings before upgrading my size or other capabilities first. :)

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1356 on: December 24, 2010, 01:10:48 AM »
I suppose once the cloaker picks Cade up, that would trigger my delay. Still, from what I can tell, the vrock is still pretty far away from me. Still nice to be able to do something. I may have to invest in some wings before upgrading my size or other capabilities first. :)
I thought you guys had a fly spell of some kind in those buffs...
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1357 on: December 24, 2010, 01:25:34 AM »
To be honest I don't recall any of the spells we've got active on us. I don't have any of them accounted for on my sheet, anyway. I need to track down the list...

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1358 on: December 24, 2010, 03:52:06 AM »
I suppose once the cloaker picks Cade up, that would trigger my delay. Still, from what I can tell, the vrock is still pretty far away from me. Still nice to be able to do something. I may have to invest in some wings before upgrading my size or other capabilities first. :)
I thought you guys had a fly spell of some kind in those buffs...
Yeah, if we weren't abandoning the Wish-powered buff list, we'd have to do some revisions.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1359 on: January 12, 2011, 06:34:13 AM »
I really don't want to see this die, though I know pretty much everyone's been doing other things. Figured I'd give it a go, anyway.