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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1080 on: July 30, 2010, 11:24:08 AM »
Hat of Disguise, I think.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1081 on: July 30, 2010, 11:52:57 AM »
Ah, just wondering what he meant by "Given some time I can swing this look without illusion magic."
Planning on taking harmless form? :D

Still wouldn't save either of us from being caught by True Seeing. :)

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1082 on: July 30, 2010, 11:53:40 AM »
Wait. Pit fiends are devils. :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1083 on: July 30, 2010, 12:04:01 PM »
Ah, just wondering what he meant by "Given some time I can swing this look without illusion magic."
Planning on taking harmless form? :D

Still wouldn't save either of us from being caught by True Seeing. :)
Dragon Magazine has a 3rd-level spell called cloak of khyber. If you stay in one disguise long enough it becomes impervious to true seeing.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1084 on: July 30, 2010, 12:33:53 PM »
Ah, just wondering what he meant by "Given some time I can swing this look without illusion magic."
Planning on taking harmless form? :D

Still wouldn't save either of us from being caught by True Seeing. :)
Dragon Magazine has a 3rd-level spell called cloak of khyber. If you stay in one disguise long enough it becomes impervious to true seeing.
What school is it? I might be able to retcon one of my existing spells, since I've never used them...  :plotting

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1085 on: July 30, 2010, 01:06:15 PM »
Wait. Pit fiends are devils. :P
Umm... yeah. I meant balor. I was in a hurry when I posted that. (I wish you guys had been devils...)
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1086 on: July 30, 2010, 01:07:41 PM »
Ah, just wondering what he meant by "Given some time I can swing this look without illusion magic."
Planning on taking harmless form? :D

Still wouldn't save either of us from being caught by True Seeing. :)
I think he meant he could use the Disguise skill.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1087 on: July 30, 2010, 01:23:41 PM »
Last time I checked, the disguise skill can't mask the fact that your arms are needle-lined tentacles. :D
Also, he's need a lot of false teeth.  :lol

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« Reply #1088 on: July 30, 2010, 01:31:06 PM »
Last time I checked, the disguise skill can't mask the fact that your arms are needle-lined tentacles. :D
Sure it can. Wear a long-sleeved shirt. :D
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Also, he's need a lot of false teeth.  :lol
A big hat might help, if he keeps his head down.  :lmao
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1089 on: July 30, 2010, 02:04:08 PM »
Ooh, a poncho and sombrero! He can pretend to be one of the long-lost Mexican Elves.  :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1090 on: July 30, 2010, 02:36:26 PM »
Via googling for something completely unrelated, I found this old webpage, which includes the following awesome sword.

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Singing Sword:negates the song effects of harpies within 100 feet, and once per day can act as an enthrall spell to creatures with 2 or less hit dice (and affecting them with a suggestion spell if they fail a second saving throw). Some of these weapons are intelligent and aligned chaotic good.

Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, bless, enthrall, suggestion, creator must have 3 ranks of Perform (the chaotic good intelligent singing swords must be created by a being of that alignment); Market Price: 9,585 gp.
So this is effectively a +4 sword (it gives you a continuous +4 to hit and damage) for under 10,000 gp! It can also be further improved via Greater Magic Weapon! And it automatically counters a bunch of sonic-based attacks, and more.
Who thinks we're gonna see some of these in the future? :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1091 on: July 30, 2010, 03:01:25 PM »
Who thinks we're gonna see some of these in the future? :P
Shhhh... I don't know what you're talking about.  :smirk
Ooh, a poncho and sombrero! He can pretend to be one of the long-lost Mexican Elves.  :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1092 on: July 30, 2010, 04:38:32 PM »
Ooh, a poncho and sombrero! He can pretend to be one of the long-lost Mexican Elves.  :P
Yes, one of the legendary Pequenos Keebleros. And also yes, he's got of Disguise (like the Hat) on one of his items, plus a pretty good disguise skill.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1093 on: July 30, 2010, 05:20:20 PM »
Ooh, a poncho and sombrero! He can pretend to be one of the long-lost Mexican Elves.  :P
Yes, one of the legendary Pequenos Keebleros. And also yes, he's got of Disguise (like the Hat) on one of his items, plus a pretty good disguise skill.
I was trying to come up with a witty name for this, but failed. You however, did not. We must use this in-game now. :D
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1094 on: July 31, 2010, 10:47:21 PM »
[spoiler]Yeah, I don't see us taking on a CR 20 critter. Especially not if he's pimped out with Tome material. Unless we seriously powerlevel first.[/spoiler]

Pessimist. :P If we got in a good surprise round, we might be able to kill a standard Balor before he responds. But given the chances of doing so plus the possibility that this is a fucking Tome Balor, I vote for theft.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1095 on: July 31, 2010, 10:49:57 PM »
[spoiler]Yeah, I don't see us taking on a CR 20 critter. Especially not if he's pimped out with Tome material. Unless we seriously powerlevel first.[/spoiler]

Pessimist. :P If we got in a good surprise round, we might be able to kill a standard Balor before he responds. But given the chances of doing so plus the possibility that this is a fucking Tome Balor, I vote for theft.
True, in a surprise round we might gib a normal balor, more so if RJ wins init. But considering this is a Tome game, I'm not risking that. :P Janna has much better chances of going in and stealing the thing without Chokes-On-Jello noticing with her modifiers, Darkstalker, and HiPS.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1096 on: July 31, 2010, 10:58:03 PM »
[spoiler]Yeah, I don't see us taking on a CR 20 critter. Especially not if he's pimped out with Tome material. Unless we seriously powerlevel first.[/spoiler]

Pessimist. :P If we got in a good surprise round, we might be able to kill a standard Balor before he responds. But given the chances of doing so plus the possibility that this is a fucking Tome Balor, I vote for theft.
True, in a surprise round we might gib a normal balor, more so if RJ wins init. But considering this is a Tome game, I'm not risking that. :P Janna has much better chances of going in and stealing the thing without Chokes-On-Jello noticing with her modifiers, Darkstalker, and HiPS.
Yeah, I have Darkstalker and HiPS too, but your modifiers are slightly higher (though I should really add some masterwork tools to those at some point).

Also, the balor is now officially named Chokes-On-Jello. :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1097 on: August 01, 2010, 02:48:17 AM »
Who is Raoul referring to as jailbait? How old is he?

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1098 on: August 01, 2010, 03:38:53 AM »
He's referring to Ris-Janna, of course.  :D

Sure, she ain't exactly young by human standards, but she probably is by demon ones. And he figures he's at least three times as old.

Plus it's a way of poking fun at her. Been a while since he last did that.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1099 on: August 01, 2010, 04:01:58 AM »
Hey, in end-of-world situations, sometimes humor is the only thing keeping you together. :D

As for age, I decided on Cade's a while ago, though I could have sworn I made him older than is listed on his sheet.
I don't know how old anyone else is, though, since most haven't listed it. We're just going with "really old." Marlowe is the youngest I think, though, despite the fact that he is simply displaced from the normal flow of time, as I understand it. :P