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PhaedrusXY

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Off-topic chatter
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:23:57 AM »
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 05:30:05 PM »
I'm going to be out of town for a week starting this Saturday. How about we plan to start after that?
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 05:41:22 PM »
Sounds good to me. I've got one more final today, then I'm flying home tomorrow. Another week should give us plenty of time to prepare.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 01:09:11 AM »
Works for me.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 04:58:33 PM »
I hope my rearrangment of some of your starting "conditions" doesn't bother anyone. It was just easier to have Sejanus and Rauol petrified also, rather than have to come up with a more convoluted way to introduce you all. And I was kind of in a hurry when I posted that... If it really bothers you, we could ret-con a bit.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 06:03:36 AM »
Well, with Raoul you could've just as easily had him time-slip coincidentally INTO the time period when Xuuvosic unpetrifies everyone else, but it's not something I'm much too bothered about.  ;)
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 06:35:45 AM »
Well, we don't know much more about him other than his name and a quick build-stub.  :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 01:43:05 PM »
Right now that's all you need to know.  :smirk
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 10:56:19 PM »
I was looking for a way to grab Darkvision, but couldn't find anything thus far.
Yeah, I went through this with a character not long ago. It is kind of a pain finding something appropriate that isn't too expensive.

A wand (or eternal wand) of the spell could work. Or if you could add it to your spells known somehow, that could work, too (I forget which ones the Tome assassin can pick from). Or a custom magic item. Or hell, you could have it made permanent. I'm not sure how we're going to account for Permanency with our wealth system, though. Hmm...

How about we say that one of Mystra's divine proxies (who was also your old supervisor) used Permanency to make Darkvision permanent on you as a job perk? I've given out special things for a few other characters (custom PrC, races, Sphere, etc), so I don't think this is out of line.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 10:58:37 PM »
Unseelie Fey and hope you roll Darkvision? :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 11:01:22 PM »
Unseelie Fey and hope you roll Darkvision? :P
Don't you have to be a Fey to take that?
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 11:03:12 PM »
Unseelie Fey and hope you roll Darkvision? :P
Don't you have to be a Fey to take that?
Nope. You become a Fey by taking it, though.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 11:06:40 PM »
Unseelie Fey and hope you roll Darkvision? :P
Don't you have to be a Fey to take that?
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 01:25:26 AM »
How about we say that one of Mystra's divine proxies (who was also your old supervisor) used Permanency to make Darkvision permanent on you as a job perk? I've given out special things for a few other characters (custom PrC, races, Sphere, etc), so I don't think this is out of line.

That sounds good. The only problem with that is dispelling, but hey, don't look a gift kobold in the mouth, right?

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 01:30:05 AM »
How about we say that one of Mystra's divine proxies (who was also your old supervisor) used Permanency to make Darkvision permanent on you as a job perk? I've given out special things for a few other characters (custom PrC, races, Sphere, etc), so I don't think this is out of line.

That sounds good. The only problem with that is dispelling, but hey, don't look a gift kobold in the mouth, right?
It was cast by a proxy of Mystra. I don't think Dispelling will be a problem.  :P
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Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 01:32:34 AM »
Note to self: Buy a scroll of MDJ, just to be contrary. :smirk

Just kidding. I'm kidding!
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I am. Probably.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 01:55:23 AM »
Note to self: Buy a scroll of MDJ, just to be contrary. :smirk

Just kidding. I'm kidding!
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I am. Probably.

I see you still haven't replied to Raoul's snarky comment.  :smirk
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 02:03:09 AM »
Note to self: Buy a scroll of MDJ, just to be contrary. :smirk

Watch as hilarity ensues when it backfires. :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2009, 07:43:10 AM »
How about we say that one of Mystra's divine proxies (who was also your old supervisor) used Permanency to make Darkvision permanent on you as a job perk? I've given out special things for a few other characters (custom PrC, races, Sphere, etc), so I don't think this is out of line.
That sounds good. The only problem with that is dispelling, but hey, don't look a gift kobold in the mouth, right?
In the unlikely event that it ever does get dispelled there's always the option to get ghouled. Undeath has it's disadvantages, but it would net you an extra 2 Dex.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2009, 08:58:31 PM »
Ris-Janna, if she approaches to within 70 feet of the wall, can just make out that there are arrow slits along the wall about every 10 feet, and she can make out figures peering out of a couple of them. She feels that she should still be outside of their darkvision, though (if they have any).
Well, even if they have, they still wouldn't be able to see her thanks to her Ring of the Darkhidden. :D (Unless, of course, they also have See Invisibility or something.)
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