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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Where would one find the stats for Cthulhu?
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
That's cthulhu? Seems quite different from how I originally envisioned him...(always thought he was more of just a giant squid).
The most detailed descriptions of Cthulhu appear in the short story "The Call of Cthulhu", and are based on the statues of the creature. One, constructed by an artist after a series of baleful dreams, is said to have "yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature.... A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque scaly body with rudimentary wings." Another, recovered by police from a raid on a murderous cult, "represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind."When the creature finally appears, the story says that the "thing cannot be described", but it is called "the green, sticky spawn of the stars", with "flabby claws" and an "awful squid-head with writhing feelers." The phrase "a mountain walked or stumbled" gives a sense of the creature's scale.
That's one artist's rendering of Cthulhu. So far as I've seen, it's the most "muscular" version I've seen.BTW, is that the picture you're talking about, Runestar? I don't own the Rules Compendium, so I linked the picture I'd seen earlier that matched the description.
So... Tarrasque with the Half-Illithid and Half-Dragon templates
Quote from: j0lt on November 05, 2009, 10:59:42 AMSo... Tarrasque with the Half-Illithid and Half-Dragon templates Mmmmm... Sounds fun.
Quote from: EjoThims on November 06, 2009, 06:19:08 AMQuote from: j0lt on November 05, 2009, 10:59:42 AMSo... Tarrasque with the Half-Illithid and Half-Dragon templates Mmmmm... Sounds fun. Yes it does.
Quote from: AfterCrescent on November 06, 2009, 10:30:37 AMQuote from: EjoThims on November 06, 2009, 06:19:08 AMQuote from: j0lt on November 05, 2009, 10:59:42 AMSo... Tarrasque with the Half-Illithid and Half-Dragon templates Mmmmm... Sounds fun. Yes it does. What have I done?!
Quote from: j0lt on November 06, 2009, 10:48:24 AMQuote from: AfterCrescent on November 06, 2009, 10:30:37 AMQuote from: EjoThims on November 06, 2009, 06:19:08 AMQuote from: j0lt on November 05, 2009, 10:59:42 AMSo... Tarrasque with the Half-Illithid and Half-Dragon templates Mmmmm... Sounds fun. Yes it does. What have I done?!Bad j0lt, bad! *swats you with a rolled up newspaper*
You caught a fish. It was awesome.
