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snakeman830

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Re: Let's Optimize Disarm
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2009, 04:20:53 PM »
If it makes you feel better, it means they effectively auto-hit (not counting miss chances) with every attack and auto-suceed on every save.
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Re: Let's Optimize Disarm
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2009, 04:49:10 PM »
That's not very godlike or impressive at all. I'm much more comfortable with nat 20s, even if it's not written that way. I like that "there's always a bigger fish".

If they auto-succeed there isn't a bigger fish. They are the biggest fish.

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Re: Let's Optimize Disarm
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2009, 04:52:59 PM »
That's not very godlike or impressive at all. I'm much more comfortable with nat 20s, even if it's not written that way. I like that "there's always a bigger fish".

If they auto-succeed there isn't a bigger fish. They are the biggest fish.

That was my point and preference. I should have made it clear that it was the PCs saying "there's always a bigger fish" in reference to the gods.
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Re: Let's Optimize Disarm
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2009, 04:54:50 PM »
I know this is quibbling but whatever. That makes no sense. There is no reference to always a bigger fish. Always would mean, regardless of perspective, there is something bigger.


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Re: Let's Optimize Disarm
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2009, 04:58:16 PM »
Almost Always a Bigger Fish.  Lady of Pain is that Fish.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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Re: Let's Optimize Disarm
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2009, 05:52:15 PM »
I know this is quibbling but whatever. That makes no sense. There is no reference to always a bigger fish. Always would mean, regardless of perspective, there is something bigger.



I should not have used the expression, I apologize for the confusion.
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