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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #140 on: June 12, 2010, 06:43:38 PM »
In any case, no, you need to catch your own loli.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #141 on: June 12, 2010, 09:06:20 PM »
In any case, no, you need to catch your own loli.
Two words: Jaela Daran.

No, you can't wear the pope hat.
What about the popestick?

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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #142 on: June 13, 2010, 04:28:38 PM »
In any case, no, you need to catch your own loli.
Two words: Jaela Daran.

No, you can't wear the pope hat.
What about the popestick?

Your party will not pay for resurrections, true resurrections, reincarnations, or true reincarnations after you get yourself smote for that suggestion. Just keep that in mind.
Of course not, they can just turn on the popestick and insert it into the corpse, and...

Oh wait, wrong popestick.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #143 on: June 13, 2010, 07:51:10 PM »
Considering the high priestess of the Silver Flame (Eberron Campaign Setting) is very young, does that make her a Loli Pope?
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #144 on: June 13, 2010, 07:51:31 PM »
Considering the high priestess of the Silver Flame (Eberron Campaign Setting) is very young, does that make her a Loli Pope?
Yes. Also, old. You're like several years late to the pun. :P
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #145 on: June 13, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »
Considering the high priestess of the Silver Flame (Eberron Campaign Setting) is very young, does that make her a Loli Pope?

Welcome to the last six or seven posts. I kid, I kid. :P
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #146 on: June 14, 2010, 11:50:18 AM »
Considering the high priestess of the Silver Flame (Eberron Campaign Setting) is very young, does that make her a Loli Pop?
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #147 on: June 14, 2010, 12:42:45 PM »
I don't think that's a good comparison. The PS3 has mostly been outsold because of price, not competence. The Wii is outselling them both because Nintendo is reaching for markets neither of them is going for, and in the process is forgetting much about true gamers. The Xbox has a big focus on specific genres as well as online gaming, and isn't as diversified as the PS3.

Call me a Sony fanboy if you will, but I find that the PS3 is better than the Wii and the Xbox.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #148 on: June 14, 2010, 12:49:42 PM »
I don't think that's a good comparison. The PS3 has mostly been outsold because of price, not competence. The Wii is outselling them both because Nintendo is reaching for markets neither of them is going for, and in the process is forgetting much about true gamers. The Xbox has a big focus on specific genres as well as online gaming, and isn't as diversified as the PS3.

Call me a Sony fanboy if you will, but I find that the PS3 is better than the Wii and the Xbox.
I'll agree with you on the Wii, but what does the PS3 have that the 360 doesn't game-wise?
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #149 on: June 14, 2010, 12:51:37 PM »
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #150 on: June 14, 2010, 12:54:42 PM »
Re-read the last two words in my last post.  That's why I'm not liking the direction Playstation and X-Box are taking: almost all of their games are shared between the two with XBox having more uniques.  Granted, the Wii doesn't have very many good games due to the lack of good 3rd party developers, but at least many of their games are unique to the system.

Remember when each system had unique games so you actually wanted to get them all?

Things that make me go "wuh?": comparing video game systems to classes.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #151 on: June 14, 2010, 02:17:32 PM »
Sony and Microsoft are uberchargers. Nintendo is a truenamer who sometimes misplaces his item familiar.

As an old-school Nintendo fanboy, their current direction sometimes makes me cry a little inside.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #152 on: June 14, 2010, 02:36:50 PM »
Sony and Microsoft are uberchargers. Nintendo is a truenamer who sometimes misplaces his item familiar.

As an old-school Nintendo fanboy, their current direction sometimes makes me cry a little inside.
I have a Gameboy Advance, an old DS (the big, heavy one), a 64, and a Gamecube. I refuse to upgrade.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #153 on: June 14, 2010, 02:41:00 PM »
I have a DS too, but I think Sony is actually investing more heavily in the PSP than the PS3.

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That's why I'm not liking the direction Playstation and X-Box are taking: almost all of their games are shared between the two with XBox having more uniques.

Many of the Xbox uniques end up released for PCs a year or so later.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #154 on: June 14, 2010, 05:31:25 PM »
I'll agree with you on the Wii, but what does the PS3 have that the 360 doesn't game-wise?

You say that like the PS3 has games.

Many of the Xbox uniques end up released for PCs a year or so later.

Some of us don't have the luxury of having a computer that's less than 3 years old. Mine is sitting at 12, and cannot fit games on it's 37GB harddrive (much less run one).


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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #155 on: June 14, 2010, 05:33:09 PM »
Bah humbug.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #156 on: June 14, 2010, 05:35:48 PM »
Sony grants the Planning and Undeath domains.

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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #157 on: June 14, 2010, 06:35:49 PM »
Sony grants the Planning and Undeath domains.
Microsoft is a wilder. See text of psychic enervation.
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #158 on: June 14, 2010, 06:37:11 PM »
Nintendo is the Twice-Betrayer, then?
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Re: Things that make you go "Wuh?"
« Reply #159 on: June 14, 2010, 06:43:16 PM »
Well, nintendo started out as an artificer rogue gestalt, working for the yakuza, then branched out.
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