i need an english assist (someone in britton)

[PhaedrusXY]

So the Mom then asked you out, right? 

[Tshern]

You haven't seen me in a suit yet, clearly.

[CountArioch]

I don't think being told that you would kill a young woman's sex drive is meant to be complimentary.

[Tshern]

Added a 'd' to the end of the first paragraph.

Anyway, I don't know how you got that image to your head...

[CountArioch]

If I had a nickel for every time someone has told me that, I'd have several nickels.

[Tshern]

I get a shitload of all kinds of small coins here... So drag your ass here and I'll talk to you and give 5p every time that happens!

[CountArioch]

I get a shitload of all kinds of small coins here... So drag your ass here and I'll talk to you and give 5p every time that happens!

I actually might be doing that earlier than planned, I've payed off my debt a lot sooner than expected.  It's all a factor of how much it costs me to relocate next summer if I can go then, or summer after that.  How's the Whiskey Bar on Yliopistonkatu?  Or if my mom follows through next spring, I might be a stone's throw from Aberdeen for a week.  It all depends on when I can get over the ocean.

[Tshern]

Hah, it's a crappy place and only nominally on Yliopistonkatu. It's actually entrenched deep inside the buildings there, but Yliopistonkatu happens to be the closest street there. The bar itself is small as hell, filled with huge sweaty men and the actual whiskey selection is mediocre at best.

[CountArioch]

I'm not a fan of either large sweaty men or mediocre whiskey.  Good thing I asked.

[Tshern]

There is, however, another bar near the center that has a selection of over 170 whiskeys. A good number of excellent beers as well. The place nothing short of fabulous.

[bhu]

There is, however, another bar near the center that has a selection of over 170 whiskeys. A good number of excellent beers as well. The place nothing short of fabulous.

Does it still have the large sweaty men or can we hope for some nubile, possibly insane women?

[Tshern]

No, it's a rich neighbourhood.

[CountArioch]

There is, however, another bar near the center that has a selection of over 170 whiskeys. A good number of excellent beers as well. The place nothing short of fabulous.

Outstanding.  I have gotten over my fear of brown liquors and can enjoy whiskey again.  I don't think I can do 170 shots in an evening though, I'm out of practice.

[Tshern]

Getting 170 4cl doses of alcohol might be out of reach even with a decent amount of practice. However, spend a week here and we'll go through the list. Well, maybe not, it's quite expensive.