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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #200 on: May 11, 2011, 07:29:25 PM »
And can we please return to subject?
What sort of immorality is available to Dimension traveller and allow Sex?

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #201 on: May 12, 2011, 08:03:19 AM »
Hit up the illumian founder for the finished version of the ritual.
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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #202 on: May 13, 2011, 10:15:49 AM »
Whatever your base race/type is, you can still use the Magic Jar spell or the various means of shapeshifting into a form that allows fornication.

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #203 on: August 24, 2011, 04:13:22 PM »
The combination of Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain and Eternity of Torture makes a cheap if flawed method of immortality.

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #204 on: August 24, 2011, 09:08:05 PM »
The combination of Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain and Eternity of Torture makes a cheap if flawed method of immortality.

Doesn't eternity of torture completely disable you?

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #205 on: August 25, 2011, 12:06:30 AM »
The combination of Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain and Eternity of Torture makes a cheap if flawed method of immortality.

Doesn't eternity of torture completely disable you?
That's what Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain is for since that is what the spell seems to be indicating is causing the helplessness though your interpretation may vary since it is not directly stated.

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #206 on: August 25, 2011, 12:36:12 AM »
Now you are completely disabled by pleasure... which is probably rather messy.

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #207 on: August 25, 2011, 03:02:28 PM »
Now you are completely disabled by pleasure... which is probably rather messy.
The Clamp protects against the disabling effects of pain by turning it into 'a pleasurable sensation.' Even though it makes sense that pleasure might disable one, that's not how it says it works.

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Re: Immortality: A Guide to Eternal Life
« Reply #208 on: August 25, 2011, 03:04:20 PM »
Now you are completely disabled by pleasure... which is probably rather messy.
The Clamp protects against the disabling effects of pain by turning it into 'a pleasurable sensation.' Even though it makes sense that pleasure might disable one, that's not how it says it works.
I like Littha's interpretation better... if only for the mental imagery...  :p
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