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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2009, 03:10:49 PM »
Ach, hou toch op, stelletje klootzakken :P
Okay, what language was that?
Dutch, I'd guess, as he's from the Netherlands.

Immer diese komischen Niederländer mit ihrer lustigen Sprache... :p

Wij hebben tenminste een eigen taal, in tegenstelling tot jullie Oostenrijkers ;)
Pfft, die Deutschen zählen nicht. Wir waren zuerst da. Die Schweizer sprechen auch noch Französisch und Italienisch, und deren Deutsch ist sowieso ganz anders. ;)

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #81 on: November 25, 2009, 11:22:03 AM »
Nice :)

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #82 on: November 25, 2009, 11:44:31 PM »
Din mamma har en platt panna


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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #83 on: November 25, 2009, 11:53:30 PM »
Din mamma har en platt panna


Porca putana (excuse the spelling)

"Your mother is here on this plate of bread, putrid pig"? ??? Anyway, stop with the languages. Bhu won that bit.
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[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #84 on: November 25, 2009, 11:55:56 PM »
Din mamma har en platt panna


Porca putana (excuse the spelling)

"Your mother is here on this plate of bread, putrid pig"? ??? Anyway, stop with the languages. Bhu won that bit.

I must agree.

Though to reply in the language of Twilight's metrosexual superheroes with eating disorders:

"Whine. Whine whine. Whine whine whine, whine whine. Whine? Whine whine! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!!"
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #85 on: November 26, 2009, 03:47:18 AM »
Din mamma har en platt panna


Porca putana (excuse the spelling)

"Your mother is here on this plate of bread, putrid pig"? ??? Anyway, stop with the languages. Bhu won that bit.

I must agree.

Though to reply in the language of Twilight's metrosexual superheroes with eating disorders:

"Whine. Whine whine. Whine whine whine, whine whine. Whine? Whine whine! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!!"

I just thought they looked like well preserved heroine addicts...

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #86 on: November 26, 2009, 01:15:58 PM »
Din mamma har en platt panna


Porca putana (excuse the spelling)

"Your mother is here on this plate of bread, putrid pig"? ??? Anyway, stop with the languages. Bhu won that bit.

I must agree.

Though to reply in the language of Twilight's metrosexual superheroes with eating disorders:

"Whine. Whine whine. Whine whine whine, whine whine. Whine? Whine whine! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!!"

Would you like some cheese with your whine? :P
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #87 on: November 28, 2009, 06:54:21 AM »
Here is a question:  How come the Baltimore Aquarium charges $25 for admission, but only bought a $2 tarantula for the rain forest exhibit?  Brachypelma vagans are nice T's, but they aren't that impressive as a display T.
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #88 on: November 28, 2009, 11:36:44 AM »
Din mamma har en platt panna


Porca putana (excuse the spelling)

"Your mother is here on this plate of bread, putrid pig"? ??? Anyway, stop with the languages. Bhu won that bit.

Actually, it is two insults. The top one is Swedish and means "Your mother has a flat forehead" and the bottom one is supposed to be Italian for "You dirty whore"

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #89 on: November 28, 2009, 04:06:09 PM »
The top one is Swedish and means "Your mother has a flat forehead"
That sounds more like a Klingon insult...
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #90 on: November 29, 2009, 12:54:06 AM »
The top one is Swedish and means "Your mother has a flat forehead"
That sounds more like a Klingon insult...
It is, I just couldn't remember the phrase in Klingon so I translated it into a language most people would not recognize anyway.

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #91 on: November 29, 2009, 02:20:56 AM »
Q'apla is klingon for "Bite me".
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #92 on: November 29, 2009, 02:58:14 AM »
New question, forgot the number. What if Sega had won the Sega-Nintendo console war (Genesis versus SNES)?
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #93 on: November 29, 2009, 03:00:12 AM »
The Hell would've frozen over.
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #94 on: November 29, 2009, 03:09:28 AM »
Q'apla is klingon for "Bite me".
...

Some group had a contest for best Klingon insult. The winner translated as "If I used spit to clean your father's honour, it would only dirty the spit."
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #95 on: November 29, 2009, 03:12:38 AM »
New question, forgot the number. What if Sega had won the Sega-Nintendo console war (Genesis versus SNES)?

That could've meant no Chrono Trigger, that would have meant we would be living in the frozen wasteland known as hell. I will have nightmares about this for a few days now...

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #96 on: November 29, 2009, 12:00:50 PM »
New question, forgot the number. What if Sega had won the Sega-Nintendo console war (Genesis versus SNES)?

That could've meant no Chrono Trigger, that would have meant we would be living in the frozen wasteland known as hell. I will have nightmares about this for a few days now...

I really need to start playing that :)
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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #97 on: November 29, 2009, 02:03:56 PM »
New question, forgot the number. What if Sega had won the Sega-Nintendo console war (Genesis versus SNES)?

That could've meant no Chrono Trigger, that would have meant we would be living in the frozen wasteland known as hell. I will have nightmares about this for a few days now...

Not at all. Squaresoft wasn't a part of Nintendo, you know. (Sure, I can't recall them doing games for Sega, but if Sega did show signs of winning the war, I can see Chrono Trigger for the Genesis.)
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #98 on: November 29, 2009, 02:18:26 PM »
New question, forgot the number. What if Sega had won the Sega-Nintendo console war (Genesis versus SNES)?

That could've meant no Chrono Trigger, that would have meant we would be living in the frozen wasteland known as hell. I will have nightmares about this for a few days now...

Not at all. Squaresoft wasn't a part of Nintendo, you know. (Sure, I can't recall them doing games for Sega, but if Sega did show signs of winning the war, I can see Chrono Trigger for the Genesis.)
My dreams are safe, but we would still miss out on a lot of great games. But who knows what Genesis might have come up with should they have won the war?

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Re: Ask a simple question, get a simple answer: The real world edition
« Reply #99 on: November 29, 2009, 11:23:00 PM »
New question, forgot the number. What if Sega had won the Sega-Nintendo console war (Genesis versus SNES)?

That could've meant no Chrono Trigger, that would have meant we would be living in the frozen wasteland known as hell. I will have nightmares about this for a few days now...

Not at all. Squaresoft wasn't a part of Nintendo, you know. (Sure, I can't recall them doing games for Sega, but if Sega did show signs of winning the war, I can see Chrono Trigger for the Genesis.)
My dreams are safe, but we would still miss out on a lot of great games. But who knows what Genesis might have come up with should they have won the war?

Phantasy Star IV was made of all kinds of win, for one. Sure it lacked the sheer beauty of CT or FFVI, but then again it was Team Sonic doing all the work. They stuck to simple but nice.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!