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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2010, 08:13:30 PM »
I have made several posts in the past including at least 2 today but i can not see a new topic link and my post count says 0
EDIT: when i made this post my post count when up to one and the new topic link appeared
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Am I the only one who's mind was broken when they realized the implication of the existence of the aberration bloodline.

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2010, 05:32:35 AM »
Certain areas of the forum do not contribute to post count.
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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2010, 09:39:47 AM »
I think anything marked as the Playground and PbP areas won't count your posts.

Having made the post here, it triggered your post count.  Yeah, some of the minutia here is confusing.
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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2010, 08:32:19 PM »
Im glad I checked this topic.  Had no idea about not being able to open a new topic if you've just registered.

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2010, 04:40:47 AM »
I cant seem to find a way to start a new post/thread.., whatever the name is. I can just reply to others..
how and where do i do that?

thanks.

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2010, 11:42:00 AM »
You should be able to now.  You have to have at least one post to be able to start a new thread.  Also, note that the Playground forum doesn't add to your post count.  I think it's to limit spambots, but I'm not sure if that's why they have this limitation.

There really should be a message somewhere on the boards or even the sign-up page so that people know this without finding the right thread topic.  This seems to be asked at least once a week.
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2010, 12:57:26 PM »
I guess newbies these days are rather enthusiastic about starting new threads, I never even realised there was such a rule for most of a year.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2010, 01:25:54 PM »
I guess newbies these days are rather enthusiastic about starting new threads, I never even realised there was such a rule for most of a year.
The rule wasn't always there - it was put in place to stop a new wave of spambots.
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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2010, 01:53:18 PM »
Well, in that case is it possible to add a notice to post something in the introductions thread in the registration standard email or something?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2010, 02:48:29 PM »
Got this from one of my players:


Funny story, I found myself playing around with the settings for my BG-account roughly 12 hours ago and at the moment I can't access the site while logged in due  to "Template Parse Error!". Since the fourth of July is coming up up I more or less expect the game to go slow for now, if nothing change for a while you can just NPC Bill untill the problem is over (the error-message says it should only be temporary). If the problem prolongs itself I guess I'll have to come up with another solution.
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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2010, 04:27:42 PM »
Theres been some on and off SQL error messages popping up lately, might want to look into them.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2010, 03:14:50 AM »
You seem to have an odd glitch in your forums, I am a new member and I was not able to search the forums, I kept getting a message that said an error had occurred as I was not authorized to perform a search.. however I posted a request for help and then tried searching again and found that I was able to search... I then went back to delete my help request since it seemed that the problem was corrected, however then I was no longer able to search again... I am guessing you need to have at least one post on the forums somewhere in order to be able to search.. so, I guess this is my post... but might be something to look into....

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2010, 07:01:08 AM »
You seem to have an odd glitch in your forums, I am a new member and I was not able to search the forums, I kept getting a message that said an error had occurred as I was not authorized to perform a search.. however I posted a request for help and then tried searching again and found that I was able to search... I then went back to delete my help request since it seemed that the problem was corrected, however then I was no longer able to search again... I am guessing you need to have at least one post on the forums somewhere in order to be able to search.. so, I guess this is my post... but might be something to look into....

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You need to make one reply before you can use the search feature or make new topics.  The only problem is, no one can easily find where it says this, so people constantly ask why they can't do these things.
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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2010, 01:09:40 PM »
You seem to have an odd glitch in your forums, I am a new member and I was not able to search the forums, I kept getting a message that said an error had occurred as I was not authorized to perform a search.. however I posted a request for help and then tried searching again and found that I was able to search... I then went back to delete my help request since it seemed that the problem was corrected, however then I was no longer able to search again... I am guessing you need to have at least one post on the forums somewhere in order to be able to search.. so, I guess this is my post... but might be something to look into....

Cheers

You need to make one reply before you can use the search feature or make new topics.  The only problem is, no one can easily find where it says this, so people constantly ask why they can't do these things.
The funny bit is when they ask about it the problem always goes away. Mwahahaha.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2010, 02:09:14 PM »
Anybody know why Ruam cant log in yet?

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2010, 10:21:44 AM »
http://pastebin.com/KtkNEg9C

Found this when I tried to load the main page earlier, a refresh fixed it, but I think there might be some redirecting going on again. Whatever it is was routed through the Healthcare in Finland page on wikipedia for whatever arcane reason.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2010, 11:43:52 AM »
So I just have to make one post before I can search?

Well let's hope this one counts.

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2010, 12:06:59 PM »
You really should look at that "Read Me First"
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2010, 05:49:12 AM »
You can't make me!  :lmao

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Re: Report any problems
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2010, 09:54:08 PM »
Anyone else noticing the board being really slow? I keep misloading pages without the background graphics and taking 10-20 minutes to load a single page (if it loads at all).

Every other site seems fine.