Had a chance to break in my Boots of Ass-kicking today.
Details needed.
It was raining and it was cold. Ergo, boots.
Oh, and this douchebag tried to cut in front of the line at the bank, and so I said, "Sorry, this line is ordered by IQ from largest to smallest, and you belong in the back of the line forever." "What you gonna do about it?"
"This."
Cue nutcracker + windpipe meets toe combo.