Please elaborate, kittyman
We were goofing off during break discussing who could freak out the boss on 1st shift the worst if given the opportunity in conversation (long story. looooooooong story). The guys made the usual suggestions like calling him a dick and I said they were amateurs at offending people (which they are). They asked how I could do better, and I gave them this example:
[spoiler]
"Hey Frankie, you know what the best film in the entire goddamn world is?"
"Uh no...what?""The Passion of the Christ. You know why?"
"No...why?""Because it's the only movie in the world you can jack off to while watching Jesus Christ get skinned alive like he fucking deserves. The only way it could possibly be better is if they showed him dying on his knees with another mans cock in his mouth. You couldn't ask for a better turn on than that."[/spoiler]
That pretty much stunned them into open mouthed silence for something like 5 minutes. Well most of them. I think Frankie is still stunned. he didn't speak the rest of the night, he just sort of sat there staring into space...
In my defense they did ask for offensiveness.