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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #200 on: October 09, 2009, 09:39:28 PM »
To be honest, I intend to drink all the time, so the taste of food or the sight seeing options are not going to be important. See, alcohol can make your life better!
Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #201 on: October 09, 2009, 09:51:38 PM »
I just got promoted to sales assistant today.

Although i have no idea WHY, since i was translator, and barely doing any work, spending most of my day on here, smiting newbs and playing DnD online....

But still... yey!! I guess.... it must be a trap!!!

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #202 on: October 09, 2009, 09:59:34 PM »
*insert Ackbar here* :p
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #203 on: October 09, 2009, 10:22:22 PM »
To be honest, I intend to drink all the time, so the taste of food or the sight seeing options are not going to be important. See, alcohol can make your life better!

And if you consume enough it will conserve your body so you look young and pretty for the rest of your life, just ask Shane MacGowan.

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #204 on: October 10, 2009, 05:57:09 AM »
To be honest, I intend to drink all the time, so the taste of food or the sight seeing options are not going to be important. See, alcohol can make your life better!

And if you consume enough it will conserve your body so you look young and pretty for the rest of your life, just ask Shane MacGowan.

And Keith Richards...  Oh, wait...  :p
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #205 on: October 10, 2009, 09:34:24 AM »
Quick question, if doctors say drinking is bad for you, why are there more old drunks than old doctors?
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #206 on: October 10, 2009, 09:51:07 AM »
Quick question, if doctors say drinking is bad for you, why are there more old drunks than old doctors?

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #207 on: October 10, 2009, 09:58:39 AM »
To be honest, I intend to drink all the time, so the taste of food or the sight seeing options are not going to be important. See, alcohol can make your life better!

And if you consume enough it will conserve your body so you look young and pretty for the rest of your life, just ask Shane MacGowan.

And Keith Richards...  Oh, wait...  :p

Lemmy? :P
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #208 on: October 10, 2009, 10:40:14 AM »
Quick question, if doctors say drinking is bad for you, why are there more old drunks than old doctors?

Cause the bar is substantially higher to be a doctor than a drunk.

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #209 on: October 12, 2009, 11:04:30 PM »
Spent the weekend getting a paid stay at a nice hotel on the universities expense which meant a lot of great food and some education on how to be a better board-member in the student union. I think I managed to gain what we in the northern part of Sweden would call chronic "Palt-koma".
Translation: "Palt" is a type of food known to be able to feed a company of hungry soldiers in no-time (I guess you could call it IRL Soldier pills) and "koma" means "coma". In short, you eat until you can't move.

In short: I had a great time, meeting knew people, ate delicious food until I could burst (four meals in a row) and got to sit in a sauna for a few hours. Best time I've had for several weeks.

I also managed to wrestle with several Great Tit's today (the bird), you would think that impossible considering I weigh more than 6000 times as much as they do, but damn can they fight. But the silver medal has to go to the Blue Tit (still a bird) I fought with for ten minutes until I managed to get it out of the net (you'd think such a small bird wouldn't be able to bite that hard). Bird ringing is more fun than most people can imagine.

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #210 on: October 12, 2009, 11:16:07 PM »
In a 'sauna' if my experiences of Swedish saunas (tried only a dozen or so) hold true at all. Still happy for your funny time though.
Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #211 on: October 13, 2009, 11:40:31 AM »
In a 'sauna' if my experiences of Swedish saunas (tried only a dozen or so) hold true at all. Still happy for your funny time though.

I spent most of the evening in a barrel of hot water anyway, annoying my fellow comrades with worthless zombie-jokes

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #212 on: October 13, 2009, 12:54:56 PM »
In a 'sauna' if my experiences of Swedish saunas (tried only a dozen or so) hold true at all. Still happy for your funny time though.

I spent most of the evening in a barrel of hot water anyway, annoying my fellow comrades with worthless zombie-jokes

Yay zombehs!

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #213 on: October 13, 2009, 01:36:40 PM »
In a 'sauna' if my experiences of Swedish saunas (tried only a dozen or so) hold true at all. Still happy for your funny time though.

I spent most of the evening in a barrel of hot water anyway, annoying my fellow comrades with worthless zombie-jokes

Yay zombehs!

Imagine a vegetarian zombie (night of the living bread) "Grains graiiiiiins"
Imagine a construction-worker zombie "Cranes craneeees"
And to infinity...

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #214 on: October 13, 2009, 01:54:58 PM »
I spent most of the evening in a barrel of hot water anyway, annoying my fellow comrades with worthless zombie-jokes

Yay zombehs!

Imagine a vegetarian zombie (night of the living bread) "Grains graiiiiiins"
Imagine a construction-worker zombie "Cranes craneeees"
And to infinity...

You know, there actually is a parody of NotLD called Night of the Living Bread.  I got it with my old collector's edition NotLD VHS as an extra on the second tape (along with the old TV trailers for the real movie, etc...).  Well worth the watch!
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #215 on: October 13, 2009, 01:58:48 PM »
I spent most of the evening in a barrel of hot water anyway, annoying my fellow comrades with worthless zombie-jokes

Yay zombehs!

Imagine a vegetarian zombie (night of the living bread) "Grains graiiiiiins"
Imagine a construction-worker zombie "Cranes craneeees"
And to infinity...

You know, there actually is a parody of NotLD called Night of the Living Bread.  I got it with my old collector's edition NotLD VHS as an extra on the second tape (along with the old TV trailers for the real movie, etc...).  Well worth the watch!

Didn't know that. It seems bad enough, I'll have to find it!

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #216 on: October 13, 2009, 02:15:44 PM »
There are no annoying zombie jokes.
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #217 on: October 13, 2009, 03:19:00 PM »
I had this dream in which I got two massive boxes of computer games. Both labeled classic.

I think one of them was a deluxe edition of Worms and the other was about mecha.
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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #218 on: October 13, 2009, 08:29:09 PM »
There are no annoying zombie jokes.

I agree, they didn't seem to agree though, which simply forced me to go on

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
« Reply #219 on: October 13, 2009, 08:52:13 PM »
M2:  Yoritomo turns towards you, kamas flashing as she runs.  What's your AC?

Kori:  MY ASS!

Me: Your ass has a pretty high AC, I've been trying to hit that for years and I keep missing.

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