I knew about the BoVD related Deformity: Obese, but wow, Obese is a flaw?! Nice
That's just two feats, and the flaw helps instead of hurting.
iirc - Hide armor can be cheap enough for PoDunk, and it just makes you weigh more. Craftable too.
I thought the original Fat Jumper build was a Half-Orc, but this is better.