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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #820 on: December 16, 2009, 03:03:01 PM »
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #821 on: December 16, 2009, 03:14:04 PM »
Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #822 on: December 16, 2009, 04:24:25 PM »
Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)
Silly Ruam, webpages aren't images. :p

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #823 on: December 16, 2009, 06:04:02 PM »
Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)
Silly Ruam, webpages aren't images. :p



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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #824 on: December 16, 2009, 07:26:02 PM »

Funny how the last people seem to be the only reasonable ones there.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #825 on: December 16, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »
Reminds me that : Climate Gate-ers are secretly trying to rehabilitate "good" old President Nixon.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #826 on: December 16, 2009, 11:05:46 PM »
YAY! KEYBOARD CAT!!!!

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #827 on: December 16, 2009, 11:32:18 PM »
Reminds me that : Climate Gate-ers are secretly trying to rehabilitate "good" old President Nixon.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #828 on: December 17, 2009, 11:32:16 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #829 on: December 17, 2009, 01:34:44 PM »
Nooo Pikachu!!!  :lmao

Sidenote: I was playing that game last night. He's my favorite character.

I don't like him for just his fighting moves, but rather, I love his taunts. My favorite is him doing a breakdance on the floor going, "PikaaAAAA!" really slow. I annoy the ever living shit out of my opponents. :D
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #830 on: December 17, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »
If someone picks Pikachu, I don't play.  Seriously, I can't even see pikachu on the screen.  When playing AS pikachu, I tend to run off cliffs and stuff because I don't know where I am.

If someone complains, I tell them "You win for having 20/0.0000000000000000002 vision, now pick someone that isn't invisible".
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #831 on: December 17, 2009, 01:38:05 PM »
You must've HATED Pichu then.

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #832 on: December 17, 2009, 01:42:51 PM »
No more than pikachu.  There really isn't a huge difference between two different yellow pixels that everyone can see but me.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #833 on: December 17, 2009, 08:41:47 PM »
OK, so today I slammed a door in my teacher's face.
It wasn't on purpose, but he definitely almost had his face pancake against the door.
I think the worst part was that I couldn't stop laughing.  The face he made while avoiding the door just sent me into hysterics.  I managed to gasp a "sorry!" out, but he just sighed, kept walking, and mumbled about how I was so going to fail his class.

Can't wait to hand in my final to him tomorrow morning.  :D

 

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #834 on: December 17, 2009, 08:57:57 PM »
Nothing could make me LOL right now, and with the BLYHT board apparently gone (or me unable to see it), I can't even comment on why.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #835 on: December 18, 2009, 08:19:08 AM »
Nothing could make me LOL right now, and with the BLYHT board apparently gone (or me unable to see it), I can't even comment on why.

I can see it now.  Mebbe it glitched for a bit.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #836 on: December 18, 2009, 06:51:00 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #837 on: December 18, 2009, 06:53:26 PM »
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #838 on: December 19, 2009, 04:53:16 AM »

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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."