Author Topic: More Things That Make You LOL (Read 366180 times)

Bauglir · « **Reply #600 on:** November 12, 2009, 12:14:12 AM »

So be it, then.

Also, does thinking that the end of 13 Days where somebody says "4 more years!" to Kennedy is relevant to this thread make me a horrible person? I hope not, because I do think that.

Ruam · « **Reply #601 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:23:47 PM »

Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was

Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"

During random charge: "For Science!"

Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...

j0lt · « **Reply #602 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:36:27 PM »

Quote from: Ruam on November 12, 2009, 01:23:47 PM

Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was

Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"

During random charge: "For Science!"

Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...

What, no "LEEROY JENKINS!!!"?

Ruam · « **Reply #603 on:** November 12, 2009, 04:12:00 PM »

Quote from: j0lt on November 12, 2009, 01:36:27 PM

Quote from: Ruam on November 12, 2009, 01:23:47 PM
Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was

Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"

During random charge: "For Science!"

Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...

What, no "LEEROY JENKINS!!!"?

For some strange reason the thought never occurred to me... I guess I could make a tradition out of it since another friend of mine and I have done this at a previous occasion, then we sang this, the best part is that his guild asked us for a recording so they could listen to it more often

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #604 on:** November 13, 2009, 07:47:57 PM »

Posting before the boss realizes he left his computer running.

Ruam · « **Reply #605 on:** November 13, 2009, 09:11:47 PM »

A friend of mine is out of town for the weekend, so we hacked his computer, changed his wallpaper to this [spoiler]

(yes, that is milk in the tub)[/spoiler]

Found all of his porn, put a password on the folder AND put up a filter in his browser so he could not visit any site containing the classic "porn"-names (both human and hentai). To finish it off we downloaded a few pictures of (well-oiled) muscular men and a copy of "Two girls one cup" (I have not watched it, nor do I plan to) and gave it a fairly neutral name.

We were not completely heartless though, we left a text-file in there with a hint to where he could find a note containing the password for his own porn. I do wonder if he will understand that "Don't you know this gives you hairy palms" means he should check his razor (this guy rarely shaves).

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #606 on:** November 13, 2009, 09:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Ruam on November 13, 2009, 09:11:47 PM

A friend of mine is out of town for the weekend, so we hacked his computer, changed his wallpaper to this [spoiler](yes, that is milk in the tub)[/spoiler]

Found all of his porn, put a password on the folder AND put up a filter in his browser so he could not visit any site containing the classic "porn"-names (both human and hentai). To finish it off we downloaded a few pictures of (well-oiled) muscular men and a copy of "Two girls one cup" (I have not watched it, nor do I plan to) and gave it a fairly neutral name.

We were not completely heartless though, we left a text-file in there with a hint to where he could find a note containing the password for his own porn. I do wonder if he will understand that "Don't you know this gives you hairy palms" means he should check his razor (this guy rarely shaves).

Jesus, I think I just found the antichrist...

Johannixx · « **Reply #607 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:37:47 PM »

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on November 10, 2009, 01:45:44 PM

Fuckity fuckstar?

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

CountArioch · « **Reply #608 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:43:33 PM »

I'd cut a motherfucker for fucking with my porn. And I already have 2 girls 1 cup. Do not question.

bhu · « **Reply #609 on:** November 14, 2009, 12:04:17 AM »

Quote from: CountArioch on November 13, 2009, 10:43:33 PM

I'd cut a motherfucker for fucking with my porn. And I already have 2 girls 1 cup. Do not question.

I'd cut their relatives. Makes the point better, and you wont have to repeat yourself.

Ruam · « **Reply #610 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 AM »

Since he already know the password for my computer I guess I have to change it before Sunday since he has the spare key to my room. The fun thing is that since he's not that much of a computer genius, he will have to ask someone to get the filter away, I almost burst from laughter when I imagine him more or less demanding "Help me get my web-based porn back!"

Agita · « **Reply #611 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:43:23 AM »

Dude, not funny. Messing with a guy's porn is... just no.

(I lol'd anyway. Yay schadenfreude.)

McPoyo · « **Reply #612 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:10:26 PM »

Yeah, modified a guy I know's "family" computer once back in high school in retaliation for trying to mess with my stuff, replacing the windows bootup splash screen .avi with some hardcore he had hidden on the HDD from his mother.

Kinda backfired, in that his little sister (12, iirc, at the time) turned it on first the next morning as their mother walked downstairs with her first cup of saturday coffee, instead of his mother.

They had to repaint the wall where she spewed coffee from across the room. They also blamed the guy, and reformatted the HDD to get rid of his porn. They never believed him when he said I did it. I was the "good" friend, after all.

He never messed with my crap again afterward, though.

Ruam · « **Reply #613 on:** November 14, 2009, 09:34:14 PM »

The only thing this guy could do in ways of manipulating a computer is re-name stuff and change my wallpaper and that is if I still used windows. I am, however going to change my password just to be on the safe side, I consider this part of what he is going to get for calling me old until June, starting the 28th when I turn 20 (he called me "Oji-san" for the entire time I was 18 while he was stuck at 17). I may turn old but that does not mean that it wont come back to bite him when he calls me that. This one simply bit him beforehand.

veekie · « **Reply #614 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:40:17 AM »

I remember back in secondary school, someone messed with the autoexec.bat to put porn as the wallpaper every time they rebooted.

Took the librarians a week to realise anything was wrong, and another week to fix it.

CountArioch · « **Reply #615 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:10:11 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cObEHyQPExI&feature=related

Ruam · « **Reply #616 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:50:39 PM »

http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/

Bozwevial · « **Reply #617 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Ruam on November 15, 2009, 04:50:39 PM

http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/

Rue de Blaguer? I see what you did there.

Bauglir · « **Reply #618 on:** November 15, 2009, 06:55:17 PM »

I'm a terrible person for laughing.

SixthDeclension · « **Reply #619 on:** November 15, 2009, 07:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Bauglir on November 15, 2009, 06:55:17 PM

I'm a terrible person for laughing.

I laughed too....

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Author Topic: More Things That Make You LOL (Read 366180 times)