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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #480 on: October 22, 2009, 07:59:51 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #482 on: October 22, 2009, 10:07:38 AM »
*Veekie used Critical Post. It was Super Effective*
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #483 on: October 22, 2009, 01:04:09 PM »
The last frame of this webcomic.  Probably NSFW.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #484 on: October 22, 2009, 01:19:58 PM »
The last frame of this webcomic.  Probably NSFW.

Aww, crap, now I need to catch up on my LICD.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #485 on: October 22, 2009, 01:44:31 PM »
OMG Nanshork... OMG...  :lmao

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #486 on: October 22, 2009, 10:13:57 PM »
It took me a few seconds to get, but this Rob and Elliot comic is great. Also, horrible.
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #487 on: October 22, 2009, 11:39:50 PM »
It took me a few seconds to get, but this Rob and Elliot comic is great. Also, horrible.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #488 on: October 23, 2009, 03:09:43 PM »
BBC and Germany's rich people.
This is the European way.
[spoiler]Also, this: Money, money, money, always sunny...[/spoiler]
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #489 on: October 23, 2009, 03:13:00 PM »
BBC and Germany's rich people.
This is the European way.
[spoiler]Compare: Money, money, money, always sunny...[/spoiler]

This line amused me: Mr Vollmer said it was "really strange that so few people came".   

But the way I see it, I don't trust the US government to spend tax money so if I was rich I wouldn't want them to get more than they already do.  I know nothing about how Germany spends tax dollars so I can't comment on that.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #490 on: October 23, 2009, 03:30:04 PM »
I wouldn't trust their current government.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #491 on: October 23, 2009, 03:30:24 PM »
I know nothing about how Germany spends tax dollars so I can't comment on that.
Not at all, because Germany gets tax euros, not dollars. ;)
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #492 on: October 23, 2009, 03:31:34 PM »
BimR is going across the state tonight to run in a 5K tomorrow morning and then come back tomorrow night. We had lunch together and this conversation transpired as I left.

BimR: AWWW! I'm not gonna see you until tomorrow! *pout*
AC: That happens everyday.
BimR: Ohhhh, yeah...

Then when I got back into my office, this guy Chris has been on a strict diet led by his boss (we make fun of him because he can only eat what his "daddy" lets him.) I had a salad from the Sushi restaurant with a bit of ginger dressing on it.
Chris: Aww, come on. You're not gonna eat that salad, right?
AC: Does daddy say you can?
Chris: *huffs and puffs* Yes! (I hand him the salad and his boss pops out of nowhere)
Boss: What's that? Oh, okay. Just don't use any dressing. Is there dressing on it?
Chris: Yeah...
Boss: Regurgitate it.

It made me lol. :)
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #493 on: October 23, 2009, 05:05:56 PM »
 :lol The people you work with...

And I was sad because I wanted to see you again after work but you're going walking so nooooo I get even less Ku time and more Ku-less time. See what I did thar?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #494 on: October 23, 2009, 10:34:46 PM »
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #495 on: October 23, 2009, 11:19:36 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #496 on: October 24, 2009, 04:11:29 AM »
Need source.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #497 on: October 25, 2009, 04:03:05 PM »
To Aru Kagaku Choudenjibou/A Certain Scientific Railgun.
Manga
Anime

Pretty good. Another spinoff that trumps the original.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #498 on: October 27, 2009, 07:12:49 AM »

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #499 on: October 28, 2009, 02:44:56 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctj7JAwghA&NR=1&feature=fvwp
They somehow manage to relate a genie in a bottle, Alice in Wonderland, a passage from the bible, and tie it all to the LHC... :nonono