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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #420 on: October 10, 2009, 05:30:38 AM »
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm!  You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter.  Seriously, are you numb?  There must be something wrong with you."

Not to boast, but is it that abnormal?  That's typical for me.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #421 on: October 10, 2009, 06:38:30 AM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on October 09, 2009, 09:01:29 AM
Quote from: bhu on October 09, 2009, 07:50:17 AM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 08, 2009, 12:27:02 PM
Quote from: bhu on October 08, 2009, 08:00:41 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #422 on: October 10, 2009, 09:31:02 AM »
Quote from: bhu on October 10, 2009, 06:38:30 AM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on October 09, 2009, 09:01:29 AM
Quote from: bhu on October 09, 2009, 07:50:17 AM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 08, 2009, 12:27:02 PM
Quote from: bhu on October 08, 2009, 08:00:41 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, the Halle9000 has chosen you to be it's lifemate due to your exceptional performance! Please do not move while we mae the necessary adjustments."

"Hello...Dave."

You know...someone would eventually cheat with a sex toy anyway.

And AC/BiMR, you two could start your own comedy website with those.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #423 on: October 10, 2009, 11:28:50 AM »
Maybe you get the high score by being really fast instead of lasting long.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #424 on: October 10, 2009, 11:37:53 AM »
Quote from: Risada on October 10, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png


LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt.  :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #425 on: October 10, 2009, 11:50:00 AM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 10, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Quote from: Risada on October 10, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png


LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt.  :P

...or a 22C for Ragna   :lol
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #426 on: October 10, 2009, 02:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Risada on October 10, 2009, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 10, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Quote from: Risada on October 10, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png


LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt.  :P

...or a 22C for Ragna   :lol

Ragna sucks, Tager rules.  :P
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For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #427 on: October 10, 2009, 02:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on October 10, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
Ragna sucks, Tager rules.  :P

He doesn't suck.... he just isn't lucky enough... (proof below)

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #428 on: October 10, 2009, 06:32:28 PM »
This story made me LOL:
[spoiler]
 I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had ?... an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.[/spoiler]
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #429 on: October 10, 2009, 11:43:45 PM »
Quote from: InnaBinder on October 10, 2009, 06:32:28 PM
This story made me LOL:
[spoiler]
 I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had ?... an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.[/spoiler]

Epic presence of spirit then and there, Inna.  :lmao
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For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #430 on: October 13, 2009, 10:01:29 AM »
This shirt. Some of their supply might be considered NSFW if you have a sensitive boss
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #431 on: October 13, 2009, 11:07:48 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #432 on: October 14, 2009, 01:02:49 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #433 on: October 14, 2009, 04:48:40 AM »
Quote from: Risada on October 13, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
This video is awesome...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #434 on: October 15, 2009, 05:27:13 AM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #435 on: October 15, 2009, 11:20:40 AM »
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #436 on: October 19, 2009, 01:03:10 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #437 on: October 19, 2009, 01:11:32 AM »
OMG Bhu. WTF? LMAO How do you find this crap?

On another note: I want to be the hornet for halloween.  :lol
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #438 on: October 19, 2009, 03:00:29 AM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 19, 2009, 01:11:32 AM
OMG Bhu. WTF? LMAO How do you find this crap?

On another note: I want to be the hornet for halloween.  :lol

I'm just lucky I guess.  Also: I found a trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHK_UbtFXgE
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #439 on: October 19, 2009, 03:39:41 AM »
Quote from: bhu on October 19, 2009, 01:03:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes

That was impressively strange. Gotta love the JApanese.
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