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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1960 on: January 18, 2011, 08:19:48 AM »
"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???

...and in a Kansai accent I think?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1961 on: January 18, 2011, 09:03:35 AM »
"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???

...and in a Kansai accent I think?
Doesn't look like an accent to me. Slurring -ai syllables to -ee is typically done by rough-talking guys, which fits Kuro to a T. :p For an English analogue, "urusai"="shut up", "urusee"="shaddap".
From what I can tell, it's "Shaddap! Can't ya see I'm readin'?"
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1962 on: January 18, 2011, 10:19:23 AM »
Kuro, if you ever figure out how you always manage to end up in situations like these, promise you'll tell me

Promised.  :lol

"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???

...and in a Kansai accent I think?
Doesn't look like an accent to me. Slurring -ai syllables to -ee is typically done by rough-talking guys, which fits Kuro to a T. :p For an English analogue, "urusai"="shut up", "urusee"="shaddap".
From what I can tell, it's "Shaddap! Can't ya see I'm readin'?"

Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said.  :)
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« Reply #1963 on: January 18, 2011, 01:02:46 PM »
Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said.  :)
From an "understanding phrases" standpoint, maybe. Subtitles original language series are good for catching things like the slurring and general vocabulary, but from a general grammar standpoint I'm still low on the ladder, and I can't read Kanji worth crap (that last one is my biggest failing).
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1964 on: January 18, 2011, 01:32:02 PM »
Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said.  :)
From an "understanding phrases" standpoint, maybe. Subtitles original language series are good for catching things like the slurring and general vocabulary, but from a general grammar standpoint I'm still low on the ladder, and I can't read Kanji worth crap (that last one is my biggest failing).

Likewise for me on the kanji. It's undeniably the hardest part of Japanese.

If I may suggest, download NJStar WP. It has a nifty little function where if you input a verb in its infinitive form it will provide you with a comprehensive list of forms the verb may take (present/past continuous tense, future tense, etc.), it's great if you want to learn the proper way to conjugate your verbs. From then on grammar is a cinch.
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« Reply #1965 on: January 18, 2011, 04:46:09 PM »
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1966 on: January 18, 2011, 04:48:29 PM »
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1967 on: January 18, 2011, 04:55:09 PM »
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.

Seconded.


I think we just lost track of when we were supposed to stop, and let it grow.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1968 on: January 18, 2011, 06:48:51 PM »
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.

Seconded.


I think we just lost track of when we were supposed to stop, and let it grow.
And we shall never give it up, never gonna let it down!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1969 on: January 18, 2011, 07:18:43 PM »
Eh, I'll lock it at 100. Whoever wants to start/title the next one...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1970 on: January 19, 2011, 03:05:39 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1971 on: January 20, 2011, 03:20:55 PM »
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« Reply #1972 on: January 20, 2011, 03:25:18 PM »
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I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1976 on: January 21, 2011, 04:12:17 PM »
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
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« Reply #1977 on: January 22, 2011, 01:44:43 AM »
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1978 on: January 22, 2011, 01:53:59 AM »
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
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And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1979 on: January 22, 2011, 01:57:48 AM »
 Did you hear? It was on the news. A gnome got mugged.
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