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Kuroimaken

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1940 on: January 03, 2011, 10:58:24 AM »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1941 on: January 03, 2011, 11:58:04 AM »
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.

Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.

And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?

Your memory fails you, sir. The men behind the Boston Tea Party were protesting abusive taxes from England on tea and stamps. Since the british were very enthusiastic about their 5 o'clock tea, some of the local dumped a certain smuggling ship's contents into the ocean in protest.

From context, I wager that Tea Party enthusiast is basically an unfucked "we are feminists, your argument is invalid" bitch of some sort.

From what I've gathered, they're a bunch of loonies, and somehow tolerated terrorists whose solution to everything is to scream a lot. I'm reminded of that job commercial where the entire crowd jumps into what was a professional tennis game and promptly causes it to devolve into chaos.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1942 on: January 03, 2011, 12:18:17 PM »
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.

*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.

I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though.  :P

Caesar? When the hell did that happen?
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1943 on: January 03, 2011, 03:33:37 PM »
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.

*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.

I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though.  :P

Caesar? When the hell did that happen?
Right before Marcus Brutus showed up, unfortunately.   :p
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1944 on: January 03, 2011, 04:22:38 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1945 on: January 04, 2011, 01:58:48 AM »
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« Reply #1946 on: January 04, 2011, 07:25:53 PM »

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1947 on: January 04, 2011, 10:54:16 PM »
Hahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha. :lol :lmao
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1948 on: January 06, 2011, 01:02:20 AM »
This website.

The problem with growing up in central Texas, friends from high school are linking this place on facebook at each other.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1949 on: January 08, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1950 on: January 08, 2011, 04:49:05 PM »
Agita character spent today's session as a loli-kite.
Levitate is awesome.
And Prime made fanart of it.

It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1951 on: January 08, 2011, 05:31:15 PM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1952 on: January 10, 2011, 12:34:37 AM »
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1954 on: January 14, 2011, 01:02:49 PM »
"You'll still be living in caves."
"Hell I don't mind that."
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1955 on: January 14, 2011, 01:55:55 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o  :clap :clap :clap
I just got in trouble at work for "being too jovial for a member of security" thanks to this.

It was 100% worth the lulz.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1956 on: January 14, 2011, 02:28:25 PM »
iv been playing pieces of "like a boss" over our walkie talkies at work...
The goal of power is power. - idk
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1957 on: January 14, 2011, 03:42:47 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o  :clap :clap :clap
I just got in trouble at work for "being too jovial for a member of security" thanks to this.

It was 100% worth the lulz.

I thought the clip was better than the song itself.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1958 on: January 17, 2011, 06:22:15 PM »
Kuro's Improbable Tales, Chapter ??

The case of the Hooked Thief.

So I'm off to my therapy session. Weather's looking like it might rain, so I bring an umbrella with me. On the way to the bus stop, I buy myself a manga. I stop and wait for the bus.

But Murphy wouldn't have me quietly reading, oh no. Some lady with a kid is dropping off a nearby bus, and some punk notices she's busy, runs up to her and grabs her purse. People start yelling and shit, but nobody moves to catch the little bastard.

At which point I annoyedly grab my umbrella by the middle (it was closed up) and hold it hook-handle first in his path at neck height. My arm tenses for a second and the punk sprawls on the floor like a sack of potatoes, rubbing the back of his head, at which point I whack him on the temple.

"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"

People grab the little fucker, cops show up and I take my bus.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1959 on: January 18, 2011, 07:55:34 AM »
Kuro, if you ever figure out how you always manage to end up in situations like these, promise you'll tell me
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