Kuro's Improbable Tales, Chapter ??
The case of the Hooked Thief.
So I'm off to my therapy session. Weather's looking like it might rain, so I bring an umbrella with me. On the way to the bus stop, I buy myself a manga. I stop and wait for the bus.
But Murphy wouldn't have me quietly reading, oh no. Some lady with a kid is dropping off a nearby bus, and some punk notices she's busy, runs up to her and grabs her purse. People start yelling and shit, but nobody moves to catch the little bastard.
At which point I annoyedly grab my umbrella by the middle (it was closed up) and hold it hook-handle first in his path at neck height. My arm tenses for a second and the punk sprawls on the floor like a sack of potatoes, rubbing the back of his head, at which point I whack him on the temple.
"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
People grab the little fucker, cops show up and I take my bus.