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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1900 on: December 14, 2010, 07:38:33 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1901 on: December 14, 2010, 09:20:32 PM »
 :lmao :clap
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1902 on: December 15, 2010, 10:03:23 AM »
That post just renewed some of my faith in the intelligence of the catholics.  :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1903 on: December 15, 2010, 11:54:02 AM »
That post just renewed some of my faith in the intelligence of the catholics.  :P

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1904 on: December 15, 2010, 11:58:40 AM »
I think I may have just made the lamest math joke ever.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1905 on: December 16, 2010, 03:36:03 PM »


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1906 on: December 16, 2010, 03:50:05 PM »


I used to have that on the front of my desk when I worked in my college IT help desk...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1907 on: December 16, 2010, 06:25:40 PM »
The university IT help desk I used to work at had this sign up.  The departmental supervisor made us take it down.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1908 on: December 16, 2010, 06:41:00 PM »
 :lol @ Nanshork! That's awesome!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1909 on: December 17, 2010, 01:06:30 AM »
"You'll still be living in caves."
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1910 on: December 17, 2010, 02:52:37 AM »
From someone's sig line:

Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day.  SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1911 on: December 17, 2010, 11:16:50 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1912 on: December 17, 2010, 10:17:15 PM »
I saw this at the Den:
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From someone's sig line:

Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day.  SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
I always liked that one.  I had it in mine a while ago until I ran out of room.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1913 on: December 17, 2010, 10:19:31 PM »
From someone's sig line:

Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day.  SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1914 on: December 18, 2010, 05:50:42 AM »
Yes.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1915 on: December 18, 2010, 02:54:56 PM »
Had I not been seated in the silent part of the train I would've laughed more at this one
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1916 on: December 18, 2010, 05:04:14 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1917 on: December 18, 2010, 07:36:06 PM »
Had I not been seated in the silent part of the train I would've laughed more at this one


 :lmao :lmao :lmao


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1918 on: December 18, 2010, 07:57:58 PM »
Oh
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seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1919 on: December 18, 2010, 08:16:49 PM »
Oh
Japan


seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
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