More Things That Make You LOL

[Monotremeancer]

Batman, meet Batman

The monotones, my Gods, the monotones!

That series of episodes was actually quite good, like most DC animated series

[Monotremeancer]

I thought South Park made those up

[wotmaniac]

I thought South Park made those up

Oh no -- they've been out for years.  That's why I got so excited about last week's episode when I saw the preview. 

[Monotremeancer]

I thought South Park made those up

Oh no -- they've been out for years.  That's why I got so excited about last week's episode when I saw the preview. 

I almost managed not to make a joke about masturbation in the comments, though parts of me are way to childish to leave it be

[PhaedrusXY]

So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!

Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!

[altpersona]

the less functional a kid is the better/ more enjoyable they are, with exceptions and limitations.

1yr olds > 2yr  > 13yr > 17

its these cute moments when they are young that we rely on to keep from killing them when they are older

[Agita]

So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!

Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!

Just you wait until they hit puberty and learn words like gay and buttsex.

[PhaedrusXY]

So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!

Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!

Just you wait until they hit puberty and learn words like gay and buttsex.

Yeah... not looking forward to that. I was a pretty disruptive kid, and I think Karma is going to be a bitch...

[RobbyPants]

So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!

Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!

It's that, and a combination of her exuberance.  There's something funny about seeing someone so happily, enthusiastically exclaim: "Jane's crazy!!!"

[Monotremeancer]

So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!

Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!

It's that, and a combination of her exuberance.  There's something funny about seeing someone so happily, enthusiastically exclaim: "Jane's crazy!!!"

I once spent roughly 20 minutes trying to explain to my (at the time) 2 year old twin cousins why their father (my uncle) was "pig-coloured", once they got the hang of it I had some great laughs

[wotmaniac]

Random Pic of the Day:




I really hope to be seeing this around here often.

[Sjappo]

Genius!

[Kuroimaken]

Genius!

Took 'em a while to realize what Charops has known for years, didn't it?

[veekie]

New benches are a pain in the ****

Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long - by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.

If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.

The spikes are too short to cause any serious harm - but long enough to prevent people from sitting on them comfortably.

Park bosses got the idea from an art installation in Germany where sculptor Fabian Brunsing created a similar bench as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.

"He thought he was exaggerating. He didn't foresee that a very practical country like China might actually use them for real," said one critic.

Parks in China suffer from chronic overcrowding at weekends when millions of people try to escape the country's teeming cities.

"We have to make sure the facilities are shared out evenly and this seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day," said one park official.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa

[Bauglir]

New benches are a pain in the ****

Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long - by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.

If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.

The spikes are too short to cause any serious harm - but long enough to prevent people from sitting on them comfortably.

Park bosses got the idea from an art installation in Germany where sculptor Fabian Brunsing created a similar bench as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.

"He thought he was exaggerating. He didn't foresee that a very practical country like China might actually use them for real," said one critic.

Parks in China suffer from chronic overcrowding at weekends when millions of people try to escape the country's teeming cities.

"We have to make sure the facilities are shared out evenly and this seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day," said one park official.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa

This makes me laugh and weep at the same time.

[veekie]

Yeah it's a total pain in the ass.

[bhu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

[Kuroimaken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

I can almost see their arteries clogging up as they eat.

[Nick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

I can almost see their arteries clogging up as they eat.

Always better to watch a girl eat a corndog

[Bauglir]

There is nothing in that channel that I wouldn't eat. Though many of those things might take me a week or two to plow through.

I need to add this. Science troll is scientific.