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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1380 on: July 30, 2010, 11:27:38 PM »
I'm not talking about DoA porn here!
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1381 on: July 30, 2010, 11:32:00 PM »
Aww now ninja porn should be easy to find  ;)
I'm not talking about DoA porn here!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1382 on: July 31, 2010, 02:48:28 AM »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1383 on: July 31, 2010, 08:41:56 AM »
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :P
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1384 on: July 31, 2010, 09:25:24 PM »
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :P
Prime's been taking things seriously since the Alucard fiasco. :P

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1385 on: July 31, 2010, 09:57:30 PM »
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :P
Prime's been taking things seriously since the Alucard fiasco. :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1386 on: August 01, 2010, 04:48:37 AM »
I was thinking more of La Blue Girl, but yes I suppose Naruto is technically about ninjas.

Technically.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1387 on: August 01, 2010, 04:51:47 AM »
Retarded ninjas

You'd better Believe It!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1388 on: August 01, 2010, 09:06:34 AM »
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1389 on: August 01, 2010, 01:20:23 PM »
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1390 on: August 01, 2010, 01:22:31 PM »
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
He dies. You're welcome.
That was a lie, naturally.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1391 on: August 01, 2010, 01:25:37 PM »
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
In an omake, post-timeskip Naruto meets pre-timeskip Naruto. He facepalms at himself.

The guy is a lot more reserved, and doesn't even want to become Hokage any more. Cue complaints that They Changed It Now It Sucks, that Naruto has become a boring, idealistic fool.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2010, 01:27:23 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1392 on: August 01, 2010, 01:27:25 PM »
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
In an omake, post-timeskip Naruto meets pre-timeskip Naruto. He facepalms at himself.

The guy doesn't even want to become Hokage any more, and is a lot more reserved.
What? I must have missed something. When did he give up on that?
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1393 on: August 01, 2010, 01:28:40 PM »
What? I must have missed something. When did he give up on that?
He says he wants to become Hokage if asked, but it's clear he has higher priorities, and wouldn't stand in the way of a more worthy candidate. Ironically, he has also become a far better candidate for the position.

There was foreshadowing for this - back in the Naruto vs. Neji fight, when he learns how screwed up the guy's family is he says "Then I'll change the way of the Hyuuga clan, when I become Hokage!" He now wants to save Sasuke from his hatred mainly to prove he can save the world from its hatred. If Naruto failed he would be emotionally crippled - you can clearly see that he's more stressed nowadays, though he tries to hide it. He's got his job cut out for him, since Sasuke doesn't even have a target for his anger any more and has become completely insane.


EDIT: If you're annoyed by The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, Naruto-verse ninjas do carry out assassinations and wars. They just don't give those assignments to children. And that's only because it's the policy of the current head of the village, which many of the political factions disagree with. One of the other villages finds ninja candidates by forcing its children to fight to the death.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2010, 01:47:17 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1394 on: August 01, 2010, 01:43:29 PM »
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
He dies. You're welcome.
That was a lie, naturally.
Dammit, that'd have made me happy.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1395 on: August 01, 2010, 01:49:55 PM »
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1396 on: August 01, 2010, 02:19:24 PM »
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...

And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1397 on: August 01, 2010, 03:26:12 PM »
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...

And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.

That gets toned down about half way through.

It is still full of god annoying fillers though, so much so that i relegated myself to the manga and leave the anime alone.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1398 on: August 01, 2010, 03:31:05 PM »
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...

And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.

That gets toned down about half way through.

It is still full of god annoying fillers though, so much so that i relegated myself to the manga and leave the anime alone.
Wait, we were talking about the anime? :p I don't watch it any more, the pace is horribly slow.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1399 on: August 01, 2010, 03:54:21 PM »
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
Because as far as ninja series go, I'd much rather watch Ninja Scroll, Ninja Ressurrection or Basilisk.

Not only does the loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit piss me off to no end, Naruto is also responsible for the fandom of thousands of annoying brats everywhere. Seems like everywhere I turn, I have to run into a retarded kid with a bandana.

And those guys aren't ninjas. In fact, they're anything but. "Ninja" in the Narutoverse is the equivalent of "Wizard" in D&D, and that pisses me the fuck off!

If they'd only gone with calling them anything else (hell, invent a term for them), I'd find it at least tolerable.

But noooooooooo.

Ninjas do NOT dress in bright, cheery colors.

Ninjas do NOT carry katanas, much less buster swords.

Ninjas do NOT hadouken the shit out of forests.

Ninjas do NOT wear identifying marks of any kind, MUCH LESS ON THEIR FUCKING FOREHEADS.

Ninjas do NOT carry cellphones.

Hell, Flame of Recca is a much better ninja series. It has just as many moral quandaries, a rich inner mythology all its own, cooler fight scenes, and a protagonist that IS AND ACTS LIKE AN ACTUAL NINJA.

Plus it has dragons. And the dragons are fucking badass.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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