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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1340 on: July 20, 2010, 10:08:44 PM »
Not yet, if they make it a series i think this is the first one

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1341 on: July 20, 2010, 11:02:53 PM »
Forget Pocahontas. Princess and the Frog would be farking high-larious.
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Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1342 on: July 21, 2010, 04:13:45 PM »

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1344 on: July 25, 2010, 03:26:09 PM »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

That is SO full of WIN!!!!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1346 on: July 25, 2010, 03:43:47 PM »
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1347 on: July 25, 2010, 03:45:05 PM »
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?

Or it might mean you haven't been tainted with evil.... YET  :smirk

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1348 on: July 25, 2010, 03:46:02 PM »
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
No, it just means you're a badass with a heart, unlike us heartless badasses.
Like Kenshiro.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1349 on: July 25, 2010, 03:55:56 PM »
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1350 on: July 25, 2010, 03:59:35 PM »
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1351 on: July 25, 2010, 04:00:37 PM »
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"

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« Last Edit: July 25, 2010, 04:03:59 PM by Prime32 »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1352 on: July 25, 2010, 04:02:24 PM »
It's like the guys on IRC claiming to be awesome hackers, only to get tricked into erasing all their own shit when the guy gives them "His" IP addres: 127.0.0.1
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1353 on: July 25, 2010, 04:05:52 PM »
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"

I can Triforce:
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1354 on: July 25, 2010, 04:14:34 PM »
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1355 on: July 25, 2010, 04:47:45 PM »
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1356 on: July 25, 2010, 05:52:01 PM »
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
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I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1357 on: July 25, 2010, 05:53:48 PM »
Alt + 30

That said the board software doesnt seem to handle it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1358 on: July 25, 2010, 05:54:31 PM »
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
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I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ▲.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1359 on: July 25, 2010, 05:57:23 PM »
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
  ?
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I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ?.

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Edit: ? doesn't last if you preview it.

Double edit: And it doesn't like me. Considering my history with electronics, I should have expected this.


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