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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1020 on: February 28, 2010, 04:25:19 PM »
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Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.
Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken.
How bad can it be? It doesn't even get a familiar. You need to spend a feat to get one.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1021 on: February 28, 2010, 05:24:59 PM »
Oh dear lord, add a PrC called N in it and suddenly he's the WANGMAGE!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1022 on: February 28, 2010, 05:44:06 PM »
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1023 on: February 28, 2010, 06:07:57 PM »
Quote from: Ruam on February 28, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.

And bondage harnesses?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1024 on: February 28, 2010, 07:35:24 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on February 28, 2010, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: Ruam on February 28, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.

And bondage harnesses?

Sure, why not.

Bondage proficiency: Strap-on: At level 2 the Wangmage can use the strap-on without inducing the 10' movement penalty as well as cast spells that involve somatic components from the hip-area.

Stallion (Ex) At 4th level the Wangmage gains a +5 bonus on "Ride" checks as well as the ability to take 20 as long as are wearing noting more than light armour. This bonus does not apply if a threatened situation lacks a security-word.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1025 on: February 28, 2010, 09:56:30 PM »
 :lmao

Good god, that deserves a thread all its own.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1026 on: February 28, 2010, 10:54:45 PM »
What have I done.
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1027 on: March 01, 2010, 01:03:35 AM »
Not any worse than this. Warning, NSFW.

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1028 on: March 01, 2010, 01:24:27 AM »
Well, you should see the japanese versions...
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1029 on: March 01, 2010, 01:27:29 AM »
Quote from: veekie on March 01, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...

Naruto instead of WoW?
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1030 on: March 01, 2010, 06:08:19 AM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 01, 2010, 01:03:35 AM
Not any worse than this. Warning, NSFW.

There's a similar pic that lists a similar device and under the customers also bought line are other sex toys and the Joe the Plumber book.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1031 on: March 01, 2010, 11:24:46 AM »
I don't think that's accurate.  I own a fleshlight, and I don't really like WoW that much. 
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1032 on: March 01, 2010, 12:03:56 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on March 01, 2010, 11:24:46 AM
I don't think that's accurate.  I own a fleshlight, and I don't really like WoW that much. 

Come on Count, I'm sure you get what the joke is about.  :D
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1033 on: March 01, 2010, 12:22:25 PM »
I do.  I did in fact play that game for a period of time.  The game seems designed to make nerds horny.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1034 on: March 01, 2010, 12:39:34 PM »
I more referred to the fact that the entire game is practically an exercise in masturbating a mouse, but I guess you got my point.  :p
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1035 on: March 01, 2010, 02:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 01, 2010, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: veekie on March 01, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...

Naruto instead of WoW?
Little girl themed fleshlights.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
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Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1036 on: March 01, 2010, 03:17:37 PM »
Quote from: veekie on March 01, 2010, 02:29:02 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 01, 2010, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: veekie on March 01, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...

Naruto instead of WoW?
Little girl themed fleshlights.

Meh, that's par for the course with the Japanese.

Even a Hello Kitty fleshlight wouldn't so much as faze me.
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1037 on: March 02, 2010, 03:15:17 AM »
Well, I know theres Hello Kitty dildos out there, so presumably it works both ways.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1038 on: March 02, 2010, 03:39:46 AM »
Quote from: veekie on March 02, 2010, 03:15:17 AM
Well, I know theres Hello Kitty dildos out there, so presumably it works both ways.

how many people have the nuts to buy one of those though?

even off the net?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1039 on: March 02, 2010, 05:42:34 AM »
Knowing Japan?
More than enough to sustain a small but thriving market.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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