This is something I started doing back in 1999. Back then there was only one Category: best commercial.
I understand that most people don't watch commercial, but it's Christmas Goddamit, not watching advertisements at this time of year makes baby Jesus cry.
over the years we have expanded to:
Most disgustingly manipulative Jewelry commercial
Most Implausible use of Automobile as gift
Best portrayal of an elf
Best portrayal of Santa Claus
Fattest Santa
Most sickeningly cute kid/puppy/polar bear
Most nonsensical commercial
Biggest stretch (we wish you a happy fridge day so go out and buy paint.
Have at it, nominations to follow.