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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2009, 10:13:53 AM »


I didnt know that this actually existed!!!!   ???  :twitch  :love

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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2009, 07:32:48 AM »
Someone needs to tell the Aztec chick that breasts don't work that way.

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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2009, 02:36:39 AM »
I can't believe no one has gone here yet, but a guy in our gaming group once ran this game that he wanted to run for about a year.


I know the cover is lacking but inside promises adventure!

And o god my eyes orcs.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2009, 07:23:41 PM »
The book had some redeeming qualities.  I use the chapters on courtship and mating practices in my PG-13 game without going too graphic.  Some of the adventure ideas are workable (My favorite is an elder green dragon has gone into heat and males from all around are vying for her attention.)

Some of the PrCs can work their way into the game.  The Imagist and the Voyeur PrC (can't think of the name) both could fit into almost any campaign. 

I find a lot of the stuff in there to be silly, but let's face it: sex is funny.  It makes a lot of people uncomfortable, and that generally leads to hilarity.

There's some very unerotic nudity in that book though.  It's a shame, you can tell those models were attractive before being thrown through a photoshop machine.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2009, 11:36:14 PM »
Having an appearance score is nice too, primarily because I get to roll once more and use it as my dump stat every time.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2009, 07:24:32 PM »
I thought the preform (sex) was funny. It could come in handy though. But there is a whole chapter on magical sex toys that is really silly from my point of view. In heroic fantasy (which is funny enough) if I found a +2 Dildo I'd probably want to use it to kill a dragon.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2009, 11:31:19 PM »
I thought the preform (sex) was funny. It could come in handy though. But there is a whole chapter on magical sex toys that is really silly from my point of view. In heroic fantasy (which is funny enough) if I found a +2 Dildo I'd probably want to use it to kill a dragon.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2009, 05:57:12 AM »
I thought the preform (sex) was funny. It could come in handy though. But there is a whole chapter on magical sex toys that is really silly from my point of view. In heroic fantasy (which is funny enough) if I found a +2 Dildo I'd probably want to use it to kill a dragon.

WOuldnt that be for killing Succubi?  :smirk

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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2009, 04:09:17 PM »
I thought the preform (sex) was funny. It could come in handy though. But there is a whole chapter on magical sex toys that is really silly from my point of view. In heroic fantasy (which is funny enough) if I found a +2 Dildo I'd probably want to use it to kill a dragon.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2009, 04:21:52 PM »
I thought the preform (sex) was funny. It could come in handy though. But there is a whole chapter on magical sex toys that is really silly from my point of view. In heroic fantasy (which is funny enough) if I found a +2 Dildo I'd probably want to use it to kill a dragon.
Played in a campaign involving a player who, more or less, did about the same equivalence.
Bah, real men use monk unarmed strikes(though possibly with some custom Amulets of Mighty Fists)
He actually convinced the DM to let him roll to convert a Barrett .50 to fit inside a dildo.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #50 on: November 22, 2009, 07:17:00 PM »
Well, in some campaigns there's minor magical items like pots that automatically cook any soup put in it, and brooms that will clean the floors unaided.  It makes sense that someone made an ultra-realistic strap-on at some point. 

And I've long had a skill that determines how good you are with romance.  I always called it Perform: Wenching.  (Despite the name, it can be used on men if you prefer).  It was mostly thrown in as a joke, but damned if most players put at least one or two points in it.
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Re: Golden Bozos 2007 Nominations
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2009, 02:29:50 PM »
Can't be any worse than this local guy who always played an Orc/Half-Orc and took ranks in Profession: Butt Rapist....