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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #420 on: June 30, 2011, 04:58:47 PM »
BG: I have two cows that are so optimized that the last commoner that drunk their milk went on to cure world hunger and develop bio-warfare.

Gitp: I have two cows, but I only let one out once a month.
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MtG: I have two cows, AND FINALLY NO MORE FRACKING JACE!
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #421 on: June 30, 2011, 05:29:17 PM »
MtG Red Wizard: I have two calves that I can milk now, but they'll die before they reach adulthood.

MtG Green Wizard: I have two enormous cows. They're a pain to feed but I have more milk than god.

MtG White Wizard: I have six skinny cows that together produce the same milk as one of the Green Wizard's cows. But all of them are quite happy, and that's what really counts, isn't it?

MtG Blue Wizard: I have a cow fetus that will spontaneously develop into a fully-grown dairy cow or a bull, as need be.

MtG Black Wizard: I had two cows. I killed one and fed it to the other so it could produce more milk. I hope to put all the other dairy farmers out of business before my remaining cow dies.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #422 on: June 30, 2011, 08:22:21 PM »
Confused Commoner - My cows keep saying "Daaaaaaaddy, nooooooo!"
Gives new meaning to the term 'cowpoke'.

Just remember to tip your cows afterwards.

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