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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2009, 10:28:04 PM »
Eccentric Artificer: I have two cows.  Wait, was that only two?  Nevermind.  What was I doing again?  Oh yes, making a compact bow that shoots cows.  What happened to my ammo?
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« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2009, 11:07:44 PM »
Mindbender: I have two cows, I still suck as a Prestige class.  :banghead
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« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2009, 11:24:04 PM »
Mindbender: I have two cows, I still suck as a Prestige class.  :banghead

"My single-dip cow knows when you're coming. From a whole mile away. Who wants some cheese?"
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« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2009, 11:35:48 PM »
Mindbender: I have two cows, I still suck as a Prestige class.  :banghead
What do you mean?  Mindbender is one of the best prestige classes I've seen. 

Shame there's only one level of it.


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What do you mean I don't have 33 cows?
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« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2009, 11:45:26 PM »
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'Cause the tricks that he does
Are ever so clever.
Look at him now,
Disappearing a cow.
Where is the cow
Hidden right now?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2009, 12:55:28 AM »
Call of Cthulhu: I have two cows and they do 1d4/1d10 Sanity Loss
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2009, 01:16:42 AM »
Awakened Human: I know Cow Fu.
Black guy: Show me.

Sorcerer: I have 4 cows per day, but the only thing I can use them for is to mow my grass.
Ur-Priest: I have your two cows.

Awakened Cow Bard: ? "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." ?
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2009, 02:22:06 AM »
Call of Cthulhu: I have two cows and they do 1d4/1d10 Sanity Loss

You mean Call of Cowthulhu.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2009, 08:21:13 AM »
Frenzied Berserker: I have two cows, they are mad.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2009, 12:05:14 PM »
Fighter: I get more cows than anyone. Yaaaaaay.

Wizard: I create an alternate reality where cows don't exist.
Wizard: I have two cows.

Fighter: Hey!  Where are my cows?

Wizard: You're a fighter.  You don't get nice things... even cows.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #50 on: May 26, 2009, 08:52:00 PM »
Halfling Outrider w/ Devoted Tracker I have two cows. I designate my first cow as my second cow to create a Supercow!
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2009, 08:57:54 PM »
Shadowcaster: I have two cows. And it may suck, but they like the darkness....

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« Reply #52 on: May 26, 2009, 09:52:45 PM »
Genesis:My 40 trillion cows used to be useless, but on this plane, I can buy ANYTHING with them!

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2009, 12:23:43 AM »
Evoker: "I cook two cows in the mornin'.  I cook two cows at night.  I cook two cows in the afternoon; it makes me feel alright.  I cook two cows in times of peace and two in times of war.  I cook two cows kuz I cooked two cows, and then I cook two more."
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Don't even need TO for this.  Any decent Hood build, especially one with Celerity, one-rounds [Azathoth, the most powerful greater deity from d20 Cthulu].
Does it bug anyone else that we've reached the point where characters who can obliterate a greater deity in one round are considered "decent?"

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2009, 01:16:37 AM »
Binder:Today I have 2 cows in my soul. Tomorrow, I'll try on the chickens.
Truenamer:I have 2 Bos primigenius taurus. As much as I shout "Hey Bos primigenius taurus, you suck!" they just continually ignore me.

Samurai:These two sacred cows were used in battle by 7 generations of the Hijito clan. They were given to me by my father, just as 6 times before him a son received them from his father. With them, I shall destroy you in battle!*fails a reflex save and dies*

Soulknife:I can turn this one cow into two cows by reducing the enhancement bonus of each by one!

Warblade:Why are those 2 guys fighting with freakin' cows? EDIT: Well, I hope those are Aptitude cows!

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2009, 08:40:13 AM »
Craft (cows) : I use the craft rules to craft 3 cows using one as raw material.

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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #56 on: May 27, 2009, 11:28:51 AM »
Warblade:Why are those 2 guys fighting with freakin' cows?

Not that i couldn't fight with a cow. I could do that...
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #57 on: May 27, 2009, 12:55:16 PM »
Paladin: I feed my two cows baby kobolds, because they're evil, and killing them is an act of goodness.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #58 on: May 27, 2009, 12:58:21 PM »
Paladin: I feed my two cows baby kobolds, because they're evil, and killing them is an act of goodness.
You never disappoint, do you? Have some fu.
Thanks. I'll feed it to my cows. They are still hungry. Baby kobolds aren't very filling.
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Re: CO Humor - I have Two Cows and ...
« Reply #59 on: May 27, 2009, 01:00:33 PM »
Paladin: I feed my two cows baby kobolds, because they're evil, and killing them is an act of goodness.
You never disappoint, do you? Have some fu.
Thanks. I'll feed it to my cows. They are still hungry. Baby kobolds aren't very filling.
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