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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2009, 01:57:12 PM »
realisitcly, i would say this board, and others like it are the worst place to ask for this sorta advice...

this sorta optimization isnt the specialty around here..
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #81 on: May 20, 2009, 02:14:30 PM »
Also, BG's not a dating website, and D&D is not (stereo)typically an activity that fosters a great deal of interaction between the sexes in and of itself.  Perspectives offered here should be viewed with those factors at least tangentially in mind.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #82 on: May 20, 2009, 02:37:28 PM »
Also to the guy who claimed 4 girlfriends:  Why do you do that to yourself, man?  You going to kill yourself if you don't stop working so hard.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2009, 02:49:48 PM »
Well I have to get those nickels somehow, or else I wouldn't be able to pay you for your time, AC  :D
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2009, 03:05:47 PM »
Also to the guy who claimed 4 girlfriends:  Why do you do that to yourself, man?  You going to kill yourself if you don't stop working so hard.

Working so hard?  I've had girlfriends that were no work at all.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #85 on: May 20, 2009, 03:13:28 PM »
Been at my friends helping them move in  the past two days.
she was there. last week i would of said she was almost sitting in my lap, this week she was sitting my lap.  :love
while we were unpacking she saw my friends dvd collection wanted to have a movie night.
I'll be housesitting for them next week and  am going to ask her to come by and watch star wars (she has not seen it. and I thought she was a gamer girl :) )

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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #86 on: May 20, 2009, 03:37:59 PM »
Also to the guy who claimed 4 girlfriends:  Why do you do that to yourself, man?  You going to kill yourself if you don't stop working so hard.

Working so hard?  I've had girlfriends that were no work at all.

I haven't.  Every girlfriend I've ever had demanded more than I was really prepared to give.  I'm not cool enough for women to just want to be with.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #87 on: May 20, 2009, 03:41:23 PM »
Also to the guy who claimed 4 girlfriends:  Why do you do that to yourself, man?  You going to kill yourself if you don't stop working so hard.

Working so hard?  I've had girlfriends that were no work at all.

I haven't.  Every girlfriend I've ever had demanded more than I was really prepared to give.  I'm not cool enough for women to just want to be with.

That just means that you're finding the wrong kind of women.  If women exist that have no problems with all of the crap that I do and put up with me, women exist that would be happy being with you without causing shit.  My problem is that ever since I moved to this dump I haven't found any really good women, so apparently some places are just full of crappy women.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #88 on: May 20, 2009, 03:45:22 PM »
I hope so.  At this point I've kind of written off being demanding and bitchy as just what women do.  It's like faulting a midget for being short.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #89 on: May 20, 2009, 04:28:27 PM »
Also to the guy who claimed 4 girlfriends:  Why do you do that to yourself, man?  You going to kill yourself if you don't stop working so hard.
You may have forgotten, but there are certain advanctages to having a girlfriend...
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #90 on: May 20, 2009, 07:27:50 PM »
To the OP, a word of advice:

The basis of the vast majority of interpersonal relationships is the advancing of personal interest. You get an advantage out of associating with someone, and vice versa. This is because humanity at large is greedy and self centered. When you cease being useful to someone, when your goals no longer align, then you are going to be dropped like a hot rock.

This happens even with people who are close to you. People have been betraying those close to them since the dawn of time, and it won't stop for you.

With regards to romantic relationships in specific, studies have shown that the availability of better alternatives is a better predictor of whether couples will break up than how highly they rate their love for one another, and economic status is a greater factor in the decision to divorce than how seriously people take marriage. This is again because most people are greedy and self centered, and will choose to advance their own self interests rather than remain loyal to something that is no longer profitable.

Just something to keep in mind as you grow up.

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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #91 on: May 20, 2009, 07:34:59 PM »
The basis of the vast majority of interpersonal relationships is the advancing of personal interest. You get an advantage out of associating with someone, and vice versa. This is because humanity at large is greedy and self centered. When you cease being useful to someone, when your goals no longer align, then you are going to be dropped like a hot rock.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #92 on: May 20, 2009, 07:35:46 PM »
What do you mean by "someone who isn't mean"?

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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #93 on: May 20, 2009, 07:38:11 PM »
What do you mean by "someone who isn't mean"?
A Freudian slip, I meant to say 'someone who isn't me' but apparently I chose a synonym of sorts.

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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #94 on: May 20, 2009, 07:40:06 PM »
hows about poor people can flip the 30 bucks for the marrige permit, but not the few grand for a divorce..
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #95 on: May 20, 2009, 07:41:49 PM »
A Freudian slip, I meant to say 'someone who isn't me' but apparently I chose a synonym of sorts.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #96 on: May 20, 2009, 07:50:38 PM »
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2009, 03:44:39 AM »
I hope so.  At this point I've kind of written off being demanding and bitchy as just what women do.  It's like faulting a midget for being short.

Hey now, we are not all demanding and bitchy...Unfortunately, I find that many are, or that perhaps I just cannot stand the company of my own sex (but for few exceptions, BimR being one of them), however, some of us make an effort not to use the 'oh, women, can't live with em, eh?' as a license to act like a harpy whenever we feel like it.

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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2009, 06:12:33 PM »
Also to the guy who claimed 4 girlfriends:  Why do you do that to yourself, man?  You going to kill yourself if you don't stop working so hard.
You may have forgotten, but there are certain advanctages to having a girlfriend...

I've never had a girlfriend per se.  My ex demanded that I promise to marry her within the first week.
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Re: I need advice about a girl
« Reply #99 on: May 21, 2009, 06:23:47 PM »
i reallllllllly hope that relationship leasted < 1 week.
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