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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2009, 05:57:36 PM »
Ewww, way too sweet. One of the few Finnish drinks that is actually sweet. Kossu, or Koskenkorva more officially, on the other hand is an awesome replacement of vodka.

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2009, 06:00:51 PM »
Salmiakkikossu, anyone?
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2009, 06:11:53 PM »
I'm dutch, we invented licorice... and processed chocolate for that matters, what you refer to a licorice is just one candy type in a large catagories called drop (with a soft u sound on the o) that includes the best candies of the flavor types of salty and bitter. Trust me, go to holland, and pick yourself up some good drop and you'll agree with me.
I'm dutch as well. That's not really relevant, either, so I don't care. Black licorice disturbs me, and you can't convince me otherwise. I don't give a shit about other drop candies, or even other flavors of American licorice, some of which I enjoy.

So, in conclusion, and on topic: Black Licorice. :P
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #83 on: May 06, 2009, 06:36:17 PM »
humans disturb me.
A player once asked me if there was any way to make a Tarrasque more evil... 3 sessions later he was stoned with D20s as the PC led an exidus out of the path of a Dire Tarrasque of Legendary Wonder.

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2009, 07:12:12 PM »
But, like licorice, they're so delicious.
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2009, 07:13:12 PM »
But, like licorice, they're so delicious.
Only if you prepare them right
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2009, 07:14:12 PM »
Again, like licorice.
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #87 on: May 06, 2009, 09:00:44 PM »
Ignoring a blatantly obvious racist joke that was just spawned.

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #88 on: May 06, 2009, 10:26:27 PM »
 :lmao

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #89 on: May 06, 2009, 10:27:58 PM »
AC's afraid of eels? hmmm  :devil
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #90 on: May 06, 2009, 10:49:39 PM »
Ignoring a blatantly obvious racist joke that was just spawned.

Hey, I was just joking about cannibalism, I think you're fine by comparison.
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2009, 10:50:21 PM »
ya, know, i actually have a line on a supply of dead eels.. hmmm
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2009, 11:09:54 PM »
You have to admit: they are pretty creepy looking, and they can inflict some serious damage.

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2009, 11:10:28 PM »
Back on topic, and probably another hearty disagreement from Tshern here:

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2009, 11:39:28 PM »
You can buy cooking blood in Finland? Dammit. Yet another reason it's better than America.
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #95 on: May 06, 2009, 11:42:47 PM »
You can buy cooking blood in Finland? Dammit. Yet another reason it's better than America.

I was just thinking that.
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #96 on: May 06, 2009, 11:46:02 PM »
Hey, when someone from there responds, are any of the following also commonly available?

Eagle, Hawk, or some other Bird of Prey
Horse
Bat
Tortoise
Snake
Chameleon

I'm trying to put together the most blasphemous meal possible according to Leviticus, and dammit if some of the ingredients aren't hard to come by (at least in manageable portions).

On topic because I'm sure it'll disturb SOMEone
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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #97 on: May 06, 2009, 11:54:52 PM »
Hey, when someone from there responds, are any of the following also commonly available?

Eagle, Hawk, or some other Bird of Prey
Horse
Bat
Tortoise
Snake
Chameleon

I'm trying to put together the most blasphemous meal possible according to Leviticus, and dammit if some of the ingredients aren't hard to come by (at least in manageable portions).

On topic because I'm sure it'll disturb SOMEone

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #98 on: May 07, 2009, 12:15:30 AM »
I'm trying to put together the most blasphemous meal possible according to Leviticus, and dammit if some of the ingredients aren't hard to come by (at least in manageable portions).

Planning on catering in Ireland?
A player once asked me if there was any way to make a Tarrasque more evil... 3 sessions later he was stoned with D20s as the PC led an exidus out of the path of a Dire Tarrasque of Legendary Wonder.

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Re: What disturbs you?
« Reply #99 on: May 07, 2009, 12:30:59 AM »
Nah, I just figure that if all that stuff was forbidden, it obviously must be delicious. Clearly it's not for health reasons or anything.

If possible, I'd try to get people participating in a family reunion/orgy in a synagogue on the sabbath while they're wearing polyester (obviously not MUCH) to eat it, while simultaneously mugging orphans somehow and declaring themselves on par with God and thus better than their parents and neighbors. I think that should hit the sin critical mass.

Oh! And they should also be having the family reunion/orgy in honor of a solid gold statue of a calf which they worship.

Edit: And the theme should be bestiality.
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