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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #80 on: June 24, 2009, 06:28:55 PM »
I'm oficially AC's penis!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #81 on: June 24, 2009, 09:53:03 PM »
I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #82 on: June 24, 2009, 10:47:07 PM »
I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. :smirk

As the body I'm attached to, you've got way more standards to meet than I do.  :p
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #83 on: June 24, 2009, 11:03:27 PM »
Actually, I've found that as long as you live up to standards, I'm allowed to slack. ;)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #84 on: June 24, 2009, 11:04:23 PM »
I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. :smirk

As the body I'm attached to, you've got way more standards to meet than I do.  :p
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you got a height reduction with your new status, Kuro.   :p

edit: AC's comment is depressingly on topic....
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #85 on: June 24, 2009, 11:35:12 PM »
"Waitaminute. What do you mean 'second' penis?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #86 on: June 25, 2009, 12:08:25 AM »
I'm gonna go out on a limb

That's what she said?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #87 on: June 25, 2009, 12:15:15 AM »
I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. :smirk

As the body I'm attached to, you've got way more standards to meet than I do.  :p
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you got a height reduction with your new status, Kuro.   :p

edit: AC's comment is depressingly on topic....

AC, on the other hand, got a width increase.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #88 on: July 04, 2009, 03:46:57 PM »
I think the worst thing to say while having sex is calling the lady by her sister's name.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #89 on: July 04, 2009, 04:22:41 PM »
I think the worst thing to say while having sex is calling the lady by her sister's name.

That's part of the Buckin' Bronko. In other words, its standard issue sex-talk.


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #90 on: July 04, 2009, 04:51:17 PM »
I think the worst thing to say while having sex is calling the lady by her sister's name.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #91 on: July 04, 2009, 04:56:45 PM »
Is it cool if my mom watches?




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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #92 on: July 04, 2009, 07:01:32 PM »
"So where's your sister"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #93 on: July 04, 2009, 08:36:21 PM »
"Can you just give me a handjob next time?" said unenthusiastically.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #94 on: July 05, 2009, 04:31:36 AM »
"Can you just give me a handjob next time?" said unenthusiastically.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #96 on: July 05, 2009, 07:07:16 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #97 on: July 05, 2009, 11:22:56 AM »
"If your boyfriend calls out his brother's name during sex, that's a dealbreaker ladies!"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #98 on: July 06, 2009, 02:07:52 AM »
Is crossposting allowed in here? Because if so, "but i want fleshgrinding on it with sizing so i can make it huge when i stick it in".

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #99 on: July 06, 2009, 02:11:24 AM »
"What's that wallabe for?"
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