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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2009, 03:00:08 AM »
While AC and annother friend of mine were changing my tire, because theyre awesome and apparently my car loves having flat tires, this was said, but, in the right context worst thing to say in bed:

"Is it out yet?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2009, 03:19:37 AM »
Oh, I say that all the time.





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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2009, 08:17:24 AM »
Lies. Also, NSFW
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Lol, reminds me of this: [NSFW]
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2009, 10:23:01 AM »
Awesome, SHR.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2009, 01:50:13 PM »
"You did this to me, you fucker!"

"As I recall, I wanted to fuck your ass, but you said 'Screw that it will be too painful'."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #45 on: May 02, 2009, 01:56:33 AM »
I was bored and looking up ninja's on the internet, and I came up with this.

Specifically I point to definition number three.  And I quote:

Ninja    
   
An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"
fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2009, 12:14:12 PM »
Should scream SNEAK ATTACK instead.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2009, 11:05:29 PM »
"wait, I need to call Paranormal Magazine, I FOUND SASQUATCH!!!!"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2009, 11:20:34 PM »
"wait, I need to call Paranormal Magazine, I FOUND SASQUATCH!!!!"

"IT'S RIGHT THERE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2009, 01:58:10 AM »
"You smell like dog."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2009, 04:55:10 AM »
"You smell like dog."

"That makes you a zoophile then. I hope you can live with that."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2009, 08:19:35 AM »
"You're the one being fucked by a zoophile, not me."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2009, 09:10:35 AM »
"I'm sorry honey, I'd like to pound you a second time, but there's a Godzilla movie playing on cable. SQEEE!!!!"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2009, 02:45:32 PM »
"Well, she checks out fine, next time just bring 'er into the shop!"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2009, 04:32:23 PM »
"I'm sorry honey, I'd like to pound you a second time, but there's a Godzilla movie playing on cable. SQEEE!!!!"

Oddly enough, one of my friends tells me this actually happened to someone he knows once. 'Cept the movie was Conan the Barbarian.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2009, 11:14:13 PM »
"I'm sorry honey, I'd like to pound you a second time, but there's a Godzilla movie playing on cable. SQEEE!!!!"

Oddly enough, one of my friends tells me this actually happened to someone he knows once. 'Cept the movie was Conan the Barbarian.

Happened to me all the time.  Except I was denied the first time that evening, and it was a stupid MC raid that she had done 50 times before.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2009, 05:57:19 AM »
"My theme music is playing"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2009, 10:35:43 AM »
FOOL! You've activated my trap card!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2009, 01:32:23 PM »
FOOL! You've activated my trap card!

Thank goodness I'm at home so no one else heard me laughing.   :lol
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2009, 01:43:31 PM »

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