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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #220 on: September 01, 2009, 12:51:19 PM »
This ran through my mind more than once:  

"Geez, the only thing you're good FOR, you're not good AT."

To quote Teal'c. "Indeed."

Though one might be inclined to ask if this one isn't based on real-life experience. See the vibrator thread.

Indeed it was based off real-life experiences, but not the same as the thread mentioned.  In fact, the women I've been with that had the "most room", so to speak was also the most skilled in the bedroom. 
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #221 on: September 01, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #222 on: September 01, 2009, 05:17:02 PM »
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I never want to either give or receive such an act.  Ever.   :twitch
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #223 on: September 01, 2009, 05:23:09 PM »
Worst thing to say during sex:
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I never want to either give or receive such an act.  Ever."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #224 on: September 02, 2009, 12:54:37 PM »
I've got a similar reaction when suggesting a girl give me a massage and a "Happy ending".  And most women are kind of bitchy about doing that, no matter how many times I've given them the same thing.

If I ever find myself in a place where paying someone for such a service is legal, I'm doing so.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #225 on: September 02, 2009, 01:17:48 PM »
Okay, forgive my ignorance, but 'happy ending'?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #226 on: September 02, 2009, 01:19:47 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #227 on: September 02, 2009, 01:32:49 PM »
Okay, forgive my ignorance, but 'happy ending'?

Also known as "hand relief".  If you catch my meaning. 
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #228 on: September 02, 2009, 01:56:08 PM »
Okay, forgive my ignorance, but 'happy ending'?

Also known as "hand relief".  If you catch my meaning. 

Ah, right :)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #229 on: September 02, 2009, 02:05:24 PM »
It seems enjoyable, the women I've given massages to then ended like that seemed to immensely enjoy it.  Asking for one seems verboten though.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #230 on: September 02, 2009, 02:08:30 PM »
Yeah, that does suck, and not in a good way...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #231 on: September 03, 2009, 12:38:12 AM »
It seems enjoyable, the women I've given massages to then ended like that seemed to immensely enjoy it.  Asking for one seems verboten though.

It's about subtlety.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #232 on: September 03, 2009, 12:42:11 AM »
It seems enjoyable, the women I've given massages to then ended like that seemed to immensely enjoy it.  Asking for one seems verboten though.

It's about subtlety.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #233 on: September 03, 2009, 06:48:53 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #234 on: September 03, 2009, 03:46:20 PM »
This isn't in the bedroom, but the last girl I dated basically said she didn't want me to go to the ren fair if I wasn't going with her.  After I broke up with her.   :banghead

Anyhow, I said that I wanted to have one of my friends around because she was so oblivious to everyone around her that I considered her mildly dangerous and didn't want to be alone with her in any situation where I was impaired (alcohol, injury, etc.)

I think that counts :p.

Unfortunately, none of the cuties in my stable are really able to go to this thing.  I might pass this year.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #235 on: September 05, 2009, 07:39:49 PM »
I've got a similar reaction when suggesting a girl give me a massage and a "Happy ending".  And most women are kind of bitchy about doing that, no matter how many times I've given them the same thing.

If I ever find myself in a place where paying someone for such a service is legal, I'm doing so.

You might want to consider visiting Greece, prostitution is legal there. The government actually had problem during the Olympics since there was so many applications for starting new whorehouses that they were up to their ears in papers.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #236 on: September 05, 2009, 08:07:16 PM »
I daresay though, human trafficking and exploitation is a problem everywhere prostitution is legal and/or rampant. If possible, choose only registered prostitutes ;) And don't go to Las Vegas, ever.

I was surprised to see prostitution is legal in Turkey. Of course, the article mentions local governments refusing to grant permits...

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #237 on: September 05, 2009, 08:59:44 PM »
Not trying to further derail the topic into serious discussion here, but both of those are problems everywhere. Not to say they're not directly related to prostitution... but it's not like the pros are the main cause of it either.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #238 on: September 06, 2009, 07:34:14 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #239 on: September 06, 2009, 05:01:58 PM »
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