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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 05:28:46 PM »
"Why are YOU tired? I do all the work!"

also, in unrelated news, i finally have internet again

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 05:58:25 PM »
"Why are YOU tired? I do all the work!"

also, in unrelated news, i finally have internet again


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 06:11:32 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 07:35:39 PM »
This thread should be "the worst thing to say/do during sex...2" thereby giving us more options.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 09:07:34 PM »
This thread should be "the worst thing to say/do during sex...2" thereby giving us more options.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2009, 07:15:54 AM »
"How long have you had a penis?"

"Forever"

"But...but we had three kids together...where the fuck did they come from?"

"You really wanna know?"

"All things considered, no, not right now.  Dealing with my wife having a penis is bad enough, I'm not sure I can take any more secrets."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2009, 03:18:39 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

It's awesome, AC, it's awesome.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2009, 05:01:39 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2009, 05:24:53 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.

But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.

But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss?

What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2009, 06:07:57 PM »
"Hon, you know, it's really sexy if you put those thigh high stockings on. But I know you're rather shy, so I'll set the example." *start pulling on thick wool socks and nothing else*

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2009, 06:16:55 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.

But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss?

What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3

What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole?  :p
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2009, 08:07:41 PM »
A crit miss would probably be something like impaling yourself with your own penis.  Well, only in some cases.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2009, 08:16:01 PM »
A crit miss would probably be something like impaling yourself with your own penis.  Well, only in some cases.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2009, 08:23:43 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.

But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss?

What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3

What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole?  :p

You can't generate a winning situation from a critical miss. Also, dman ninja'd me with a better answer.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2009, 09:16:03 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.

But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss?

What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3

What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole?  :p

You can't generate a winning situation from a critical miss. Also, dman ninja'd me with a better answer.

I know a lot of women that would call that a losing situation.   :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2009, 09:26:21 PM »
I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"

Start rolling dice on her back.

Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass.

But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss?

What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3

What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole?  :p

You can't generate a winning situation from a critical miss. Also, dman ninja'd me with a better answer.

I know a lot of women that would call that a losing situation.   :P

seriously

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2009, 09:50:54 PM »
Lies. Also, NSFW
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2009, 10:36:02 PM »
AC wins.

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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2009, 11:37:25 PM »
Lies. Also, NSFW
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Reminds me of something that I've said before.

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