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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #120 on: July 11, 2009, 12:50:17 PM »
I dunno...
I LOL'd pretty hard at the "I just pooped  a lot  on your dog" bit.

And I'm pretty certain this has been said already, but I'm making sure I regain some of my points in this sick little game that me and AC play:
Right as the guy finishes:
"POP! Goes the weasel!"

Makes finishing awkward and not so much fun.   :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #121 on: July 11, 2009, 12:53:56 PM »
Can you make me a sandwich? No no, don't stop that. Can't you do both simultaneously? Oh and can you slide over? You are blocking sports center. Oh and no lettuce.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #122 on: July 25, 2009, 01:34:11 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #123 on: July 25, 2009, 02:25:00 AM »
Man, I got asked to make a sandwhich...at least it was right after, and I got a pat on the butt for my troubles. :mad

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #124 on: July 25, 2009, 04:56:31 AM »
A couple I know just got a new kitten. They were having fun, and right in the middle kitty decided to hit the 'speed bag'.  Kitty was evicted for any and all playtime, ever.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #125 on: July 25, 2009, 06:48:12 AM »
A couple I know just got a new kitten. They were having fun, and right in the middle kitty decided to hit the 'speed bag'.  Kitty was evicted for any and all playtime, ever.

 :lol

ah kitties are known for that  :smirk

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #126 on: July 25, 2009, 09:20:35 PM »
"I think I just crapped all over the both of us. I'm sorry I couldn't hold it... oh, and SPEAKING of which..."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #127 on: July 27, 2009, 05:26:34 PM »
A couple I know just got a new kitten. They were having fun, and right in the middle kitty decided to hit the 'speed bag'.  Kitty was evicted for any and all playtime, ever.

totally have been there.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #128 on: July 27, 2009, 06:19:55 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #129 on: July 28, 2009, 02:02:15 AM »
"Who's your daddy?!?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #130 on: July 28, 2009, 03:30:19 PM »
Bringing up racial slurs when she asks you to talk dirty.
A player once asked me if there was any way to make a Tarrasque more evil... 3 sessions later he was stoned with D20s as the PC led an exidus out of the path of a Dire Tarrasque of Legendary Wonder.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #131 on: July 29, 2009, 10:58:36 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #132 on: July 29, 2009, 11:14:39 PM »
"Moan for the internet"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #133 on: July 29, 2009, 11:22:09 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2009, 01:35:48 PM »
"Oh, hey-- you don't mind if my dog watches do you?"

"Oh hey-- you don't mind if my dad joins in...?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2009, 01:46:27 PM »
"Oh, hey-- you don't mind if my dad watches do you?"

"Oh hey-- you don't mind if my dog joins in...?"
Fixed. :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2009, 03:12:03 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #137 on: July 31, 2009, 08:07:40 AM »
"That was pretty good.  So good in fact it make me regret that I'm going to have to tell you that the barbeque we had before tonight's fun was little Jimmy.  Scraped that little fucker off the road and cooked him after I hit him with the car.  But thats what his dad gets for voting for John McCain."


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #138 on: July 31, 2009, 02:04:28 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex... 2
« Reply #139 on: July 31, 2009, 03:49:41 PM »
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