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AfterCrescent
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« on: April 23, 2009, 02:04:38 AM »

Inspired by THIS COMIC STRIP!

What's the worse thing you have ever said/heard said to you during/directly after climax? Part 2

Here's how we ended the last segment. Wink
The one thing noone ever wants to hear: 'SHIT it broke!'.

Followed closely by 'duh duh duh duh  duh duh duh duh duh'. I shouldn't have to explain this one.
To which the correct reply would be "The penis?"
Now who can do better. Big Grin
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 02:12:47 AM »

"Hold on a second, I think my penis leveled up."
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 10:49:27 AM »

"Am I supposed to keep drifting into thoughts of suicide whenever we do this?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 10:54:51 AM »

"Your twenty minute window is up!"

Cheers,
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 03:09:10 PM »

Cleanup on aisle 12!
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2009, 12:00:19 AM »

"I normally charge $100 for that, but I'll give you the speed-shopper discount"
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2009, 04:23:16 AM »

"I'm so glad I used the condom stapled to that card."
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 04:25:31 AM »

"I'm so glad I used the condom stapled to that card."

Actually been sent one of these.
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2009, 04:29:33 AM »

"Honey? I just realized your mom has been staring at us for the last 15 minutes."
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2009, 04:36:09 AM »

"Well you're ignoring her 'probing'."
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 04:43:09 AM »

"Honey? I just realized your mom has been staring at us for the last 15 minutes."
"She's not staring; she's directing the cameraman"
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2009, 04:58:00 AM »

"Honey? I just realized your mom has been staring at us for the last 15 minutes."
"She's not staring; she's directing the cameraman"
"You'd think she could've gotten a video camera instead of one of those old-timey magnesium powder flash cameras."
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2009, 05:36:03 AM »

"Honey? I just realized your mom has been staring at us for the last 15 minutes."
"She's not staring; she's directing the cameraman"
"You'd think she could've gotten a video camera instead of one of those old-timey magnesium powder flash cameras."
"It's the nostalgia factor.  That's the same camera Grampa used to film her with Dad."
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2009, 05:55:06 AM »

"Honey? I just realized your mom has been staring at us for the last 15 minutes."
"She's not staring; she's directing the cameraman"
"You'd think she could've gotten a video camera instead of one of those old-timey magnesium powder flash cameras."
"It's the nostalgia factor.  That's the same camera Grampa used to film her with Dad."
"It's in such good condition because she fetched it from the past using the same time machine she used to conceive you with Grampa."
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 06:50:25 AM »

How about the clasic

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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2009, 02:06:26 PM »

I always find it funnier if you ask her that question. Sends a better insult. Wink
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 11:26:59 AM »

"Soo...I can't help but notice your collection of mummified Ethiopian children you have hanging in the rafters.  You're not allowed on top anymore.  God else knows whats up there."
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 03:59:57 PM »

"So hon, remember how I told you I was into costume play?"

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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 04:17:58 PM »

"So hon, remember how I told you I was into costume play?"

"I need you to wear a collar made of miniature human skulls, red paint on your head, shorts made of a burlap sack and rope. Oh, and I need you to shave your head and roll your eyes into the back of your head REALLY hard."

"But I wanted to dye my hair bright orange and put on long fake nails and paint myself green!  And you wouldn't mind if I electrocuted you while we did it would you?"
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 04:50:17 PM »

"So hon, remember how I told you I was into costume play?"

"I need you to wear a collar made of miniature human skulls, red paint on your head, shorts made of a burlap sack and rope. Oh, and I need you to shave your head and roll your eyes into the back of your head REALLY hard."

"But I wanted to dye my hair bright orange and put on long fake nails and paint myself green!  And you wouldn't mind if I electrocuted you while we did it would you?"

"You're taking the whole nationalism idea way too far."
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