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Being Jewish Is Awesome
« on: April 13, 2009, 12:23:46 AM »
You know what's great?  Being commanded by G-d Almighty to drink four rather large glasses of wine at 7,500+ altitude.

I'm amazed that this is spelled right.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 12:36:31 AM »
Eh, you have iron self-control, you're fine. Sounds fun, though.

Also, nice to see you.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 05:03:41 AM »
No.  No I do not.

Through a combination of not having a watch and not watching the bottle, plus having a large glass and not really noticing how much I poured in, there is no way I could have had less than half a bottle of Kedem (11.8% alcohol by volume) in more than twenty minutes.  That was the stupidest thing I've done in a very long time.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 11:09:06 AM »
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 13, 2009, 12:23:46 AM
You know what's great?  Being commanded by G-d Almighty to drink four rather large glasses of wine at 7,500+ altitude.

I'm amazed that this is spelled right.

I will admit to utter ignorance on the finer (and let's face it, the broader) tenets of Judaism, but I'm pretty certain I'd have noticed this commandment?  So, uh, why do you have to do this stuff?
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 11:14:52 AM »
My guess is Passover, but I'm not 100% sure.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 11:45:24 PM »
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 13, 2009, 12:23:46 AM
You know what's great?  Being commanded by G-d Almighty to drink four rather large glasses of wine at 7,500+ altitude.

I'm amazed that this is spelled right.

I guess that's why I'm not jewish. That and they haven't invented a scissor big enough to circuncize me yet.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 11:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 13, 2009, 11:45:24 PM
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 13, 2009, 12:23:46 AM
You know what's great?  Being commanded by G-d Almighty to drink four rather large glasses of wine at 7,500+ altitude.

I'm amazed that this is spelled right.

I guess that's why I'm not jewish. That and they haven't invented a scissor big enough to circuncize me yet.

Hedge clippers?
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 01:38:43 AM »
Do we need Midge here?

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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 04:27:04 AM »
Quote from: Bozwevial on April 13, 2009, 11:46:04 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 13, 2009, 11:45:24 PM
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 13, 2009, 12:23:46 AM
You know what's great?  Being commanded by G-d Almighty to drink four rather large glasses of wine at 7,500+ altitude.

I'm amazed that this is spelled right.

I guess that's why I'm not jewish. That and they haven't invented a scissor big enough to circuncize me yet.

Hedge clippers?
nah, a seam ripper should do it.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 06:30:52 AM »
Indeed, it was a Passover celebration.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 06:39:56 AM »
He's refering to the passover ceremony, which indeed requires drinking a huge amount of wine in addition to food.  It competes with Beltain for most fun holiday to celebrate (though Beltain will always win in the end).

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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 07:44:38 AM »
Also tsuyo, we think you should totally post in the dirty handbook thread.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 12:18:30 PM »
Quote from: JaronK on April 14, 2009, 06:39:56 AM
He's refering to the passover ceremony, which indeed requires drinking a huge amount of wine in addition to food.  It competes with Beltain for most fun holiday to celebrate (though Beltain will always win in the end).

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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 05:40:50 AM »
Purim is the best holiday ever.

As to the dirty tricks thread, someone else already credited me for the shaedling.  Most of the other work I did was tweaking others' tricks, making strong, playable builds, the Diviner handbook, or making hilariously ass-backwards threads.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 11:37:49 AM »
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 15, 2009, 05:40:50 AM
Purim is the best holiday ever.

As to the dirty tricks thread, someone else already credited me for the shaedling.  Most of the other work I did was tweaking others' tricks, making strong, playable builds, the Diviner handbook, or making hilariously ass-backwards threads.

Well, you're still welcome to come by when/if you find new material.  :)
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 11:47:32 PM »
Not likely; I've basically left both versions of D&D for Star Wars SAGA at this point.  But I'll let you know.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2009, 12:18:44 AM »
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 15, 2009, 11:47:32 PM
Not likely; I've basically left both versions of D&D for Star Wars SAGA at this point.  But I'll let you know.

I believe there is a thread in the homebrew forum about converting D&D to Saga, too. More help is always appreciated.
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 02:10:37 AM »
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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2009, 04:24:42 AM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 16, 2009, 12:18:44 AM
I believe there is a thread in the homebrew forum about converting D&D to Saga, too. More help is always appreciated.

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Re: Being Jewish Is Awesome
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2009, 10:53:06 PM »
Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on April 15, 2009, 05:40:50 AM
As to the dirty tricks thread, someone else already credited me for the shaedling.  Most of the other work I did was tweaking others' tricks, making strong, playable builds, the Diviner handbook, or making hilariously ass-backwards threads.

Let us not forget about epic threads concerning the whereabouts and vacation status of a certain Caelic...
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