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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #60 on: July 20, 2009, 10:20:34 AM »
This is semi-related, but it's funny enough to post.  I was listening to the Freebeer and Hotwing show (the morning show I like) this morning, and they were talking about embaressing things that happened to them.  The producer said that once in 8th grade, he was sitting next to a girl he liked and happened to have a boner (a "rager" as he referred to it).  Class was about to end and he didn't want to walk out of class like that, so he attempted to adjust himself as he stood up.  What he didn't realize was his zipper was down, and it managed to escape.  So, in an attempt to hide his boner, he ended up flashing said girl.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #61 on: July 20, 2009, 12:10:06 PM »
Quote from: dither on July 17, 2009, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: CountArioch on July 17, 2009, 12:57:22 PM
It's my brain that makes the bad decisions in my life... [snip]

Actually, I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that. I've spent the last couple years of my life trying to make peace between the rational part of my mind and the intuitive side of my mind ... the penis just seems to get in the way of things by making inane demands.

"Dither! Why haven't you fucked anyone lately? Don't you care about me anymore!"

Seriously, how could anyone put up with that at all hours, day and night? It's right inconsiderate!

Well, my dick has mostly given up.  Three years without even the hope of being with a woman does that. 
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2009, 07:54:08 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on July 20, 2009, 12:10:06 PM
Quote from: dither on July 17, 2009, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: CountArioch on July 17, 2009, 12:57:22 PM
It's my brain that makes the bad decisions in my life... [snip]

Actually, I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that. I've spent the last couple years of my life trying to make peace between the rational part of my mind and the intuitive side of my mind ... the penis just seems to get in the way of things by making inane demands.

"Dither! Why haven't you fucked anyone lately? Don't you care about me anymore!"

Seriously, how could anyone put up with that at all hours, day and night? It's right inconsiderate!

Well, my dick has mostly given up.  Three years without even the hope of being with a woman does that. 

yeah, I'm starting to think I should rename mine "rusty" or possibly "Ozymandias"
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2009, 08:16:04 PM »
Eh, you have a better chance than I do.  Women are less impressed that I can press 140 pounds over my head.  Men tend to be more impressed.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2009, 08:51:52 PM »
Some of you may be amused by this:
I asked my boyfriend about morning wood, because frankly, it baffles me.

Shewolf: I just don't get it, why does it do that?
Shewolf's Boyfriend: Look biology-chick, you of all people should understand it.
SW: Well I don't! Like he just wakes up, ready for action...
BF: I don't know, it just happens.
SW: Is he really optimistic about his day?  He wakes up thinking 'today, I'm gonna fuck somebody'

At that point, he got out of bed.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2009, 08:55:54 PM »
It's pretty basic.  Men tend to have higher levels of testosterone at the beginning of the day.  That's why I go to the gym first thing in the morning, I take advantage of the biological edge so I can train harder.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2009, 02:07:44 PM »
''the mountain''

to be used in the phrase: ''people just want to ride the giant'S mountain''
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