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Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« on: March 31, 2009, 11:43:58 PM »
Everyone's named theirs. What's yours? Vagina, Ass, Penis, Boobs, it doesn't matter. Let's hear them all. :P

My penis has been named "Cuddles, Destroyer of Worlds" by BimR.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 11:47:57 PM »
Technically, AC, I named it Cuddles... The Destroyer of Worlds part was an addendum.

AC named my boobs Jasmin and Melissa. I forget their names all the time. AC had to remind me of their names.

AC named my vagina Fred Fredburger.

I named my ass Cookie Monster.

And I named my penis DEEEEEEEEEEEEATH! 

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 12:43:36 AM »
my first girlfriend named my penis Cthulhu, I am quite happy with it having that name.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 01:03:43 AM »
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 09:26:22 AM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 10:16:08 AM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

nope, you're not.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 12:05:00 PM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

nope, you're not.

Same here.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 12:06:20 PM »
AC named my boobs Jasmin and Melissa. I forget their names all the time. AC had to remind me of their names.
I know both Jasmin and Melissa. Not yours, but two women who clearly are not what you would wish your boobs to be.

I have always found 'safe haven' to be a perfect name for a vagina.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 03:30:37 PM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

nope, you're not.

Same here.
You should be ashamed. :P Go name your junk and then come back
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 03:49:27 PM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

nope, you're not.

Same here.
You should be ashamed. :P Go name your junk and then come back
Thinking back, I seem to remember an ex went with 'Krull the Warrior King'.

Guess I forgot about that one...
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 04:12:44 PM »
this reminds me of that scene in Varsity Blues (can't find it on youtube otherwise i would link it)

suffice it to say while mine isn't named Padro is the best answer.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 06:05:40 PM »
My boobs are Jennifer Anne and Mr. Puss.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 10:52:22 PM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

Ditto.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 11:32:29 PM »
it's always best for the bits to be named for you.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 05:51:55 AM »
I appear to be quite alone in my not naming parts of myself anything...

nope, you're not.

Same here.
You should be ashamed. :P Go name your junk and then come back


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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 10:38:22 AM »
it's always best for the bits to be named for you.
Back when I was in college, mine got named "Big Rob".  I don't remember if my wife (girlfriend at the time) named it or if I did.  I just remember that she was the only one who really refered to it by name.
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 03:52:06 PM »
I just remember being the person who introduces people to cthulhu, so my gf at the time named it that. I'm sure there are other jokes there, based on the nature of cthulhu... (gigantic, madness causing.. etc. yeah, and now I seriously have to wonder why I have no self esteem...)

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 07:34:57 PM »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao

Is it just me or AC just said he thinks boobs are in the pants? :lol :lol

Go read OP (with conjuction to title)carefully. You'll see what I mean.

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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2009, 06:03:40 AM »
Yep, AC fails biology :P
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Re: Who's that little friend... in your pants?
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 06:15:35 AM »
it's always best for the bits to be named for you.
Back when I was in college, mine got named "Big Rob".  I don't remember if my wife (girlfriend at the time) named it or if I did.  I just remember that she was the only one who really refered to it by name.
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I named mine Drekkar after the viking longship. I didn't know about the (similar but not completely the same name) 1983 Beirut barracks bombing until later, but I've always kind of had a sick taste... and when I explode baby, I explode! Yeah, I feel kinda bad now...