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Re: Need some 'evil' advice
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2009, 06:49:56 AM »
Shrink Item on the corpse and animate it inside, if you're doing it just once. Polymorph them before shoving them in otherwise. Amorphous Form(spell compendium 3rd level) work as well, provided the bag has enough capacity to contain them.

An item that casts Amorphous Form on command does so fine for packing them in enmasse.
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Re: Need some 'evil' advice
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2009, 02:21:20 PM »
Well I suppose now I'll just need to work on what kind of bodies go in the bag. For now I'm thinking prolly elf skeletons for archery. 16 Dex after being animated will go a way towards making up for their shitty to-hit.
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