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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2009, 06:09:54 PM »
I don't why this makes me laugh... It's disturbingly hilarious:
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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2009, 09:03:18 PM »
Kitties again.  This time with an exercise wheel.

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2009, 09:29:32 PM »
Saw this book at the bookstore and somehow it made me think of this site.

the product description"

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Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull.

From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of ├╝ber-douchebaggery.

How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag?

Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed.

And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.
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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2009, 10:07:11 PM »
http://z0r.de/?id=1146
For more random flash-loops, press "Zufall" at the bottom of the current loop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbzuzSbCyfQ&feature=channel_page
For all your Cthulhu-needs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8&feature=channel_page
Simply random

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4&feature=channel
Shortly followed by: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEjKk5Kt3rs&feature=channel_page

And for satire you can always watch The Onion news.

To sum it all up I recommend http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #64 on: August 29, 2009, 05:42:08 AM »

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Re: Warm me up!
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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2009, 06:13:31 AM »

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2009, 11:30:33 AM »

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2010, 11:37:07 AM »

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #74 on: April 07, 2010, 09:36:54 AM »
I hadn't seen these posted so, what the hey.

Hot Chip - I Feel Better

A great video, at the least. Just make it past the first awkward, confusing minute and you'll have breath weapons and psuedo-Beholders.

hrtsgs - Air Man Theme

What's the point? Gaming and music? Eh, maybe.

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #75 on: April 27, 2010, 05:59:43 PM »

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #77 on: July 10, 2010, 09:55:17 PM »

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Re: Warm me up!
« Reply #79 on: July 28, 2010, 06:13:47 PM »
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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