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bhu

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I stumble. A lot.


In my case I get requests on one of my groups.

"Do you know where I can find pictures of women masturbating with poisonous seaworms?"

My response:  :twitch "uh....welll...that is...seriously, who the fuck are you?"


I should make a list of the stuff people ask me and see if it makes people twitch...

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I think we could get a good laugh out of that, I say go for it :D
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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I have to wonder what is it about you that makes them ask you to do this...
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

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I have to wonder what is it about you that makes them ask you to do this...

Wasn't there mention of  bhu reviewing porn somewhere?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Theres porn, and then theres SAN damage porn. The line may vary for different folks.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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I have to wonder what is it about you that makes them ask you to do this...

I used to hunt down links for my friends because they're incredibly technophobic ("Using google gives you viruses, FOX news said so.").  Then they wouldn't book mark them ("Bookmark? What the hell is that?"), and I'd keep having to hunt them down again.  So I made a yahoo group to have a sort of links catalogue and basically told them : "Here.  Everything I find will eventually be posted in lists by category here."

Then yahoo deleted it because someone complained about my not allowing people in (it was a friends only thing).  :banghead

So I remade it and was convinced by the guys to open it to the public.  And then I started getting flooded by requests for free porn.  Which pissed off some of the regulars who were antiporn, and got the group deleted.  :banghead

So I remade it again, and made an adult group as a companion and said "Put your booby requests here and leave my regular group alone".  Since then it's done well.  Except I have this rep for being able to find weird stuff because I take occasional requests, and sometimes succeed.   :blush

I will have to say that anything transgender/bdsm/fat chick related is mind numbingly popular.  The amount of people I get privately requesting naked fat women, women who were formerly men, or women who like to beat men is staggering.  On the other hand if you like that sort of thing I will eventually have the finest compiled list of it on the internet.  Along with God only knows what else...

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I have to wonder what is it about you that makes them ask you to do this...

I used to hunt down links for my friends because they're incredibly technophobic ("Using google gives you viruses, FOX news said so.").  Then they wouldn't book mark them ("Bookmark? What the hell is that?"), and I'd keep having to hunt them down again.  So I made a yahoo group to have a sort of links catalogue and basically told them : "Here.  Everything I find will eventually be posted in lists by category here."

Then yahoo deleted it because someone complained about my not allowing people in (it was a friends only thing).  :banghead

So I remade it and was convinced by the guys to open it to the public.  And then I started getting flooded by requests for free porn.  Which pissed off some of the regulars who were antiporn, and got the group deleted.  :banghead

So I remade it again, and made an adult group as a companion and said "Put your booby requests here and leave my regular group alone".  Since then it's done well.  Except I have this rep for being able to find weird stuff because I take occasional requests, and sometimes succeed.   :blush

I will have to say that anything transgender/bdsm/fat chick related is mind numbingly popular.  The amount of people I get privately requesting naked fat women, women who were formerly men, or women who like to beat men is staggering.  On the other hand if you like that sort of thing I will eventually have the finest compiled list of it on the internet.  Along with God only knows what else...

Wow bhu. Shouldn't you refuse some of those requests on principle?

I mean, shemales? EW!
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
I'm sure you can combine the two :P
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

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As I mentioned, there's porn of fucking everything on the internet. Even toasters.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Reminds me of that Jean-Luc Picard/Elrond slash someone once linked me too :P

"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

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Reminds me of that Jean-Luc Picard/Elrond slash someone once linked me too :P



Rule 34 strikes again?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
I'm sure you can combine the two :P
Guro of ole Kuro?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
I'm sure you can combine the two :P
Guro of ole Kuro?
:lmao
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

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Wow bhu. Shouldn't you refuse some of those requests on principle?

I mean, shemales? EW!


Well considering several of my friends happen to be transgendered it would be somewhat impolite of me to do so.  :smirk  After all, who or what people fuck when I'm not around is none of my business, and has nothing to do with whether or not I'm willing to call them a friend.  Just as long as they aren't humping it on the couch when I'm in the room so as to avoid awkward conversations ("So uh...you two always have grunting beast sex when company drops by, or just when I do?").

I do refuse requests for anything illegal.  I state that up front to people.  But if someone ever asks for kiddy porn I can always turn him in anonymously :D
« Last Edit: April 10, 2009, 10:31:44 AM by bhu »

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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
I'm sure you can combine the two :P
Guro of ole Kuro?

Wait, that doesn't make sense. I'M the one who chops up stuff. Refer to the Real Life Picture thread.
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I do refuse requests for anything illegal.  I state that up front to people.  But if someone ever asks for kiddy porn I can always turn him in anonymously

Fair 'snuff. Wait...
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
I'm sure you can combine the two :P
Guro of ole Kuro?

Wait, that doesn't make sense. I'M the one who chops up stuff. Refer to the Real Life Picture thread.
Porn doesn't care!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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To each their own, kuro, at least it's not guro. I hope.
I'm sure you can combine the two :P
Guro of ole Kuro?

Wait, that doesn't make sense. I'M the one who chops up stuff. Refer to the Real Life Picture thread.
Porn doesn't care!

I suppose that's a valid argument.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: This needs to live on: "The Carnal Blossom Discipline and the Ecchinobbi"
« Reply #58 on: December 09, 2009, 02:11:35 AM »
I like some of the mechanics in this class, but I'm not personally a fan of the flavor, I think it would be served a lot better as a base class with a more subtle seduction/assassin tone and then the tentacle/futa angle as a PrC.

Someone should redo the class like this.
4e is a fine game.  It is not, however, the same type of game as 3.5.  For those of us who really liked the type of game 3.5 was, 4e just doesn't cut the mustard.  Yes, I tried playing it.  I was bored.  So was the rest of my gaming group.  I know there are people who love it... good for them.  But in the end, calling 4e a sequel of 3.5 is like calling checkers a sequel of chess.

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Re: This needs to live on: "The Carnal Blossom Discipline and the Ecchinobbi"
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2009, 07:56:04 AM »
Sounds like we have a volunteer Thine'