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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2009, 02:58:38 PM »
i subconsciously like'em thick. she is 5'1" and about 210 lbs though she carries it well and is muscular. Great contrast to me being 5'10" and 135 lbs huh. Though most people think i'm around 160-170, i do judo and have a huge upper body compared to my lower body.
And yes they are about the size of her head.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2009, 03:13:38 PM »
That's gotta be rough.  Personally, I think breasts are hugely overrated once you are able to eat solid food.  Before then though, they're awesome.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2009, 03:56:31 PM »
Somewhat reminds me of my ex...
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2009, 03:59:19 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on February 13, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
Somewhat reminds me of my ex...
She was too young to eat solid food?
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2009, 04:07:04 PM »
Hehe, no, the short, somewhat heavy and big-boobed thing :P

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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2009, 11:39:43 PM »
Boobies are yay  :D
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2009, 12:23:38 AM »
Holy mammaries those things must have a discernible gravitational field!  I've heard Brazilian girls had a thing for plastic surgery but after a point one crosses from "sexy" to "absurd".

Mental note: what works in anime doesn't work in real life.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2009, 07:28:15 AM »
Quote from: KMD on March 10, 2009, 12:23:38 AM
Holy mammaries those things must have a discernible gravitational field!  I've heard Brazilian girls had a thing for plastic surgery but after a point one crosses from "sexy" to "absurd".

Mental note: what works in anime doesn't work in real life.

Funny, I'd heard that was the American gals.

Also, about the anime thing: you're wrong. 'nuff said.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2009, 12:18:20 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 10, 2009, 07:28:15 AM
Quote from: KMD on March 10, 2009, 12:23:38 AM
Holy mammaries those things must have a discernible gravitational field!  I've heard Brazilian girls had a thing for plastic surgery but after a point one crosses from "sexy" to "absurd".

Mental note: what works in anime doesn't work in real life.

Funny, I'd heard that was the American gals.

Also, about the anime thing: you're wrong. 'nuff said.

So my rule about never having sex with a Japanese woman out of fear she'll start crying and shitting uncontrollably are correct then?
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2009, 12:22:18 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on March 10, 2009, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 10, 2009, 07:28:15 AM
Quote from: KMD on March 10, 2009, 12:23:38 AM
Holy mammaries those things must have a discernible gravitational field!  I've heard Brazilian girls had a thing for plastic surgery but after a point one crosses from "sexy" to "absurd".

Mental note: what works in anime doesn't work in real life.

Funny, I'd heard that was the American gals.

Also, about the anime thing: you're wrong. 'nuff said.

So my rule about never having sex with a Japanese woman out of fear she'll start crying and shitting uncontrollably are correct then?
What anime have you been watching?  :o ???
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2009, 12:28:18 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on March 10, 2009, 12:22:18 PM
What anime have you been watching?  :o ???

Most hentai I've seen involved the girl either shitting or pissing when the guy entered her.  And they started crying too.  Also, live-action japanese porn features slightly less shit and piss, but the girl would start crying and making faces like her toenails were getting ripped off.

Note to the ladies of Brilliantgameologists:  If we are having sex, and you either defecate or start crying, the deal's off.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2009, 02:00:56 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on March 10, 2009, 12:28:18 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on March 10, 2009, 12:22:18 PM
What anime have you been watching?  :o ???

Most hentai I've seen involved the girl either shitting or pissing when the guy entered her.  And they started crying too.  Also, live-action japanese porn features slightly less shit and piss, but the girl would start crying and making faces like her toenails were getting ripped off.

Note to the ladies of Brilliantgameologists:  If we are having sex, and you either defecate or start crying, the deal's off.

...You seriously need to find better quality porn, man.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM »
Oh, I have high quality porn.  I just like talking about weird porn more.  However, I haven't seen any quality Japanese porn as of yet.  However, I know guys that have dated Japanese women and they unanimously agree that Japanese women are psycho.  If I wanted to date psychotic women, there's tons of them around here.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2009, 03:54:28 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on March 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Oh, I have high quality porn.  I just like talking about weird porn more.  However, I haven't seen any quality Japanese porn as of yet.  However, I know guys that have dated Japanese women and they unanimously agree that Japanese women are psycho.  If I wanted to date psychotic women, there's tons of them around here.

Okay, I'll repharase: you need to find better quality Japanese porn.

Seriously, I've seen a lot of it, and not one half has scat or women crying in it.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2009, 04:18:23 PM »
Just more difficult to find than western porn...

(did I say that out loud? :embarrassed)
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2009, 04:26:14 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 10, 2009, 03:54:28 PM
Quote from: CountArioch on March 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Oh, I have high quality porn.  I just like talking about weird porn more.  However, I haven't seen any quality Japanese porn as of yet.  However, I know guys that have dated Japanese women and they unanimously agree that Japanese women are psycho.  If I wanted to date psychotic women, there's tons of them around here.

Okay, I'll repharase: you need to find better quality Japanese porn.

Seriously, I've seen a lot of it, and not one half has scat or women crying in it.
Then maybe YOU need to find better quality Japanese porn.  :smirk
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2009, 04:35:18 PM »
Maybe you all should throw your porn away.
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2009, 04:37:21 PM »
Got none on this PC (it's a day old or something, but that's besides the point :P)
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2009, 04:38:35 PM »
Quote from: Tshern on March 10, 2009, 04:35:18 PM
Maybe you all should throw your porn away.

But then I would have nothing to watch while I rub a couple out. 
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Re: Woman aims for world's largest breasts
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2009, 04:42:17 PM »
Quote from: CountArioch on March 10, 2009, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: Tshern on March 10, 2009, 04:35:18 PM
Maybe you all should throw your porn away.

But then I would have nothing to watch while I rub a couple out. 
Dude, you're a roleplayer...
You should have a pretty decent imagination :P
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