25 things

[TheChrisWaits]

Mine is on my Facebook. Those of you who are friends can see it.

[Vynar]

18.  People tell me that I look like a viking on a regular basis.

I get that a lot too. I don't really see it but I hear it a lot. I am roughly 6'5" 300lbs with long hair though.

[Banor]

17.  I'm letting my hair and beard grow out.  I'm hoping to start braiding my beard when it gets long enough.

That gonna be quite long, I have a very strong beard (been shaving every day since i'm 13) and after 3 years of care still only like 2inches and a half long, way too short for braiding. Still have 50+ years to live on average so I should be good by then

[bhu]

[j0lt]

I'm "liberal" to the point where I've been called a hippe in the past.
Last time I was in Hawaii, the first thing I did was go to the shooting range.  I got to use a .38 revolver, a 9mm Glock 21, a S&W Model 29 (.44 Magnum a la Dirty Harry), H&K USC (civillain version of the UMP .45 cal submachine gun), and an M16 with a reflex sight. 

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...

[Nanshork]

Have you considered libertarianism? 

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

[Agita]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

[wO-_-OdrOw]

2. My current favourite band called it quits a week ago.

Modern Life is War?

[Nanshork]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Depends, do we get special club hats? 

[Agita]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Depends, do we get special club hats? 

Only if we can beat everyone who doesn't wear a funny hat with baseball bats.

[Nanshork]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Depends, do we get special club hats? 

Only if we can beat everyone who doesn't wear a funny hat with baseball bats.

Awww, I don't have a baseball bat. 

[Agita]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Depends, do we get special club hats? 

Only if we can beat everyone who doesn't wear a funny hat with baseball bats.

Awww, I don't have a baseball bat. 

Neither do I... Anything blunt and heavy should work, though.

[Nanshork]

Closest to blunt and heavy that I've got is a sword that I haven't sharpened in years.   

[CountArioch]

You gotta be careful with that philosophy though.  Women in this area like to start fights with men, and call the cops when the men hit back.  Due to the way laws work in this area, if you hit a woman and the woman has you arrested for assault, you cannot also accuse her of assault regardless of she started hitting you first.

I am going out of the way to say that I don't hate women as a gender, but I find little to love about Virginia women.  Too aggressive, too screechy, too bitchy, too crass, and about 85% likely to be addicted to methamphetamines.  No thank you.

[Agita]

You gotta be careful with that philosophy though.  Women in this area like to start fights with men, and call the cops when the men hit back.  Due to the way laws work in this area, if you hit a woman and the woman has you arrested for assault, you cannot also accuse her of assault regardless of she started hitting you first.

Thanks for the heads-up. If I ever visit that area, then, I'll just call the cops instead of hitting back. Would that work?

[Nanshork]

I'm tired of sexist laws, I really am.

[CountArioch]

You gotta be careful with that philosophy though.  Women in this area like to start fights with men, and call the cops when the men hit back.  Due to the way laws work in this area, if you hit a woman and the woman has you arrested for assault, you cannot also accuse her of assault regardless of she started hitting you first.

Thanks for the heads-up. If I ever visit that area, then, I'll just call the cops instead of hitting back. Would that work?

Yeah, that would work.

I lived in Illinois with my uncle for a while when I was 18.  One day, my uncle and his girlfriend just went at each other viciously.  I was surprised when the cops came and arrested BOTH of them.  (My uncle hit first, but his girlfriend did slash the tires on his care.  I consider the reaction justified, you don't EVER fuck with a man's ride.)

[BowenSilverclaw]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Sign me up

So, do we have secret decoder rings or something?

[Agita]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Sign me up

So, do we have secret decoder rings or something?

Sure. the secret is that they can be used to punch people. Also, we get cards saying "Dirty Fighter", so we're card-carrying dirty fighters.

[Nanshork]

You are the only other person I've met who actually shares my opinion about this.

Can I join the club?

Sign me up

So, do we have secret decoder rings or something?

Sure. the secret is that they can be used to punch people. Also, we get cards saying "Dirty Fighter", so we're card-carrying dirty fighters.

Woo!