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What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:40:35 PM »
  In the past I have had bearded teams, fat teams and a team where every player had two first names (cliff lee, Jorge Julio, Ryan Howard Etc.) I'm out of ideas this year and need help.

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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 02:41:59 PM »
Cult-movie stars or characters?

Music-inspired/musicians?

Porn?

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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 02:54:30 PM »
Mob names like Joey and Vitto and Vinnie?

Maybe with bad baseball nicknames to go with?

Vinnie "Corkbat" Corleone, stuff like that?
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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 03:09:28 PM »
I forgot to mention, the players are real MLB players, I can't just make up any goofy names that pop into my head. The mob thing might have potential


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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 05:16:12 PM »
The players with the lowest paying contracts?
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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 12:34:04 AM »
zombehs?

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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 01:18:24 AM »
Players with really weird hair, most likely to be in a fantasy belonging to Josh, players from location x, wear glasses, look like porn stars, or players who have wives with quality y.

Edit: Players with weird batting stances, are over 33, or have said some incredibly stupid things to the media.
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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 11:53:51 AM »
I like the batting stances, but what about otichers. May be a combo theme: wiered batting stances and quirky deliveries.

I already have Ryan Howard and cliff lee, but I can trade them for goofier guys. Trevor Hoffman stays he's got a wacky wind up.

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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 11:57:08 AM »
I was also thinking about an all John team, which would include Juans, Ivans, and guys with the last name of Johnson.

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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 11:11:21 PM »
Can you make a team out of Ex-Yankees yet?

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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 10:11:12 PM »
'Name Starts with W' (first or last)
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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 10:25:06 PM »
Pick them so that their shirt numbers are prime numbers and no numbers repeat. Seriously.
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Re: What should the theme of Zeke's new fantasy Baseball team be?
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 12:13:49 PM »
I'm seriously considering the uniform number thing, even though it could be tricky. The Ex-yankee idea could work except for a short stop.