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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #220 on: January 31, 2010, 03:35:17 AM »
Is it possible to cuse the 3rd and 10th level zerth whacker abilities at the same time?
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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #221 on: January 31, 2010, 10:09:53 AM »
Given the way they read, prolly not.

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #222 on: February 06, 2010, 12:16:33 PM »
Unenlightened Fists and Profane Fists updated and revised.

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #223 on: February 08, 2010, 01:53:14 PM »
Frogboy is updated now, so we can move on to finsihing Ethnic Fat Chick Kung Fu.

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #224 on: February 10, 2010, 02:23:46 PM »
Awright, Ethnic Fat CHick Kung FU has received its first update in a while, and we are back on schedule!

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #225 on: February 21, 2010, 02:22:47 PM »
Okay I got the EFCKF done cept for capstone.  Any thoughts before I add it?

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #226 on: February 21, 2010, 10:53:58 PM »
Any thoughts beside the fact that "Twin Cheeks of Doom" is a twisted, twisted idea?  :plotting

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #227 on: February 22, 2010, 05:17:57 AM »
Any thoughts beside the fact that "Twin Cheeks of Doom" is a twisted, twisted idea?  :plotting
And your not complaining about the Zerth Whacker for the same reason?
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But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #228 on: February 23, 2010, 03:03:45 AM »
Any thoughts beside the fact that "Twin Cheeks of Doom" is a twisted, twisted idea?  :plotting
And your not complaining about the Zerth Whacker for the same reason?
We've already discussed that in length when it was released.

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #229 on: February 23, 2010, 02:33:00 PM »
capstone is up

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #230 on: March 03, 2010, 11:38:19 AM »
work in progress

RUBBAH TUNG KUNG FU


   
"I've learned to get over the fact that I sometimes have to taste my opponents.  I try to fight people who like to wash"

 The Cult of the Rubbah Tung is devoted to a particularly bizarre form of martial art involving the use of an extendable tongue which has weapon like properties.  basically it's a club for freaks with long tongues.  And who are willing to use them to realize their non existent goals.  You are one weird dude...

BECOMING A RUBBAH TUNG
Most Chaos Monks with the appropriate mutations can take this class.

 ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
   Feats:  Extra Mutation (Radula, Extra Range), Long Limbed
   Skills:  Bluff 6 ranks, Sense Motive 6 ranks
   Class Features:  Body in Flux


Class Skills
 The Rubbah Tung's class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are Balance (Dex), Bluff (Cha), Climb (Str), Concentration (Con), Escape Artist (Dex), Hide (Dex), Intimidate (Cha), Knowledge (Arcana, The Planes)(Int), Listen (Wis, Move Silently (Dex), Sense Motive (Wis), Spot (Wis), and Tumble (Dex).
Skills Points at Each  Level : 4 + int

Hit Dice: d8

   BAB  Fort    Ref    Will  Abilities
1. +0    +0     +2     +2    Tongue Fu
2. +1    +0     +3     +3    Improved Feint
3. +2    +1     +3     +3    Mutant Tongue
4. +3    +1     +4     +4    Tongue Fu
5. +3    +1     +4     +4    Improved Feint
6. +4    +2     +5     +5    Mutant Tongue
7. +5    +2     +5     +5    Tongue Fu
8. +6    +2     +6     +6    Improved Feint
9. +6    +3     +6     +6    Mutant Tongue
10.+7    +3     +7     +7    Tongue Fu Master


Weapon Proficiencies: Rubbah Tung's gain no new weapon or armor proficiencies.
 
Tongue Fu (Ex): At levels 1, 4, and 7 you can choose one ability from the following list:

Choking Kiss: Out of combat you can make a Bluff vs Sense Motive Check as though you were making a Feint.  If successful they do not realize your intended kiss is an attack, as you slide your extended tongue down their throat while latching on to the inside of their esophagus.  You gain a +4 Circumstance Bonus to Grapple Checks used to maintain the Grapple, and your opponent is considered to be suffocating instead of the usual damage.

Eye Bore: As a Full Round Action you may make a single powerful Strike with your tongue attack.  You automatically threaten a Critical with this strike and do maximum damage whether the critical is confirmed or not (you do maximum damage even if your opponent is immune to critical hits).

Sticky Tongue: You may use your tongue to perform a Disarm attack without provoking an Attack of Opportunity, and your opponent does not get a Disarm attempt of his own.  If you succeed you may reel in his weapon (or whatever object he was holding in his hand).

Surprise!: If you successfully use a Feint against an enemy who has not seen your Tongue attack before, if your next Attack after the Feint is with your Tongue it receives a circumstance Bonus to Attack and Damage rolls equal to your Rubbah Tung level.

Throat Choke: When you successfully make a Grapple Check against an opponent they are considered to be suffocating for as long as you can maintain the grapple in addition to your normal tongue damage.

Weapon Wielding: you may use your tongue to wield a weapon to make off-hand Attacks.  Unlike normally this does not incur penalties if you do not have the appropriate Two Weapon or Multiweapon fighting Feats.


Improved Feint (Ex): At second level you can Feint in Combat as a Move Action instead of a Standard Action.

At 5th level you can Feint as a Swift Action.  

At 8th level you get a Bonus to Bluff Checks when Feinting equal to your Base Attack Bonus.

Mutant Tongue (Ex): At third level your Radula gets the Drill Mutation (see Chaos Monk).

At 6th level you get the Improved Drill Mutation.

At 9th level you get the Enhanced Damage Mutation.

Tongue Fu Master (Ex): At 10th level you become an Outsider with the Chaotic and Native Subtypes.  Atatcks made with your Radula gain a Bonus to Attack and Damage rolls equal to your Charisma Modifier.

PLAYING A RUBBAH TUNG
 You have a secret weapon: an extensile tongue that can sometimes cut through opponents like a buzzsaw.  On the one hand it's awesome for surprises in fights.  On the other hand, you sometimes have accidents when kissing 'dates'.   So your reputation can sometimes take a bit of a hit.  Fucking  hookers and their lack of any sense of humor...
 Combat: You prefer to concentrate on surprise attacks and feints, holding your tongue back for the right moment to strike.  In other words you annoy the shit out of people, sucker them in by fighting like a doofus, and then put your tongue through their eye into their brain.
 Advancement: Rubbah Tung's are usually obsessed with spreading their school, and often spend their time perfecting their martial arts skills at the expense of all else.
Resources: Rubbah Tung Kung Fu practitioners are usually poor disciples of their temple.  Their art has yet to achieve the popularity of some other Kung Fu styles.  It does look a bit odd after all.

RUBBAH TUNG IN THE WORLD
"Fucking Perverts!"
 People generally assume there's something wrong with you.  Wrong in a big way.  The tongue thing gives you problems because people assume you use it for ... stuff.  They aren't sure what, but they know it's bad.  Sooooo bad.    
 Daily Life: You spend your time learning kung fu, fighting the forces of...um..we'll say evil, or performing temple duties.  And at nights you sneak out to get wasted, buy hookers, and practice your fighting skills in a live setting.
 Notables: Flurp (CN Human Male Chaos Monk 6/Rubbah Tung 6) is a renowned local gambler and drunkard.  He's less known for being a pretty decent if unconventional fighter as he has yet to use his Tongue Fu in public.
 Organizations: Rubbah Tung temples tend to be small as they have few converts.  This makes them consequently poor, so the only resources most have are what they can steal or gather with their own ingenuity.

NPC Reaction
 NPC's treat you like any other monk till they see the tongue in action.  Then they start to put two and two together and realize you're a bit different than most people...

RUBBAH TUNG IN THE GAME
 The Rubbah Tungs have a bit of a bad rep, and this could haunt players who choose to become one.  Make sure they don't mind role playing this.
 Adaptation: This is probably best for silly campaigns, especially disturbing ones.
 Encounters: The Rubbah Tungs can always be found at their temples, and in bars and brothels through the land.  It's also common to find them stumbling home drunkenly at night.

Sample Encounter
EL 12: The PC's are drunk in a bar when they're challenged to a local sport: organized pub brawling.  This seems odd, but they're made a little more nervous when all the guys on the opposing side dress similarly and seem to lick their lips a lot...


Flurp
CN Human Male Chaos Monk 6/Rubbah Tung 6
Init +2, Senses: Listen +3, Spot +3
Languages Common
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AC , touch , flat-footed   (+2 Dex, +4 Wis)
hp 66 (12 HD)
Fort +8, Ref +12, Will +13
Disturbed Mind
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Speed 30 ft. (6 squares)
Melee Unarmed Strike +10/+5 () and Tongue +x ()
Base Atk +8, Grp +7
Atk Options Unarmed Damage, Chaos Strike (Magic), Tongue Fu (Choking Kiss, Surprise!), Improved Feint, Mutant Tongue (Drill, Improved Drill)
Combat Gear
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Abilities Str 8, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 10, Wis 16, Cha 16
SQ Unarmored AC Bonus, Body in Flux (+3)
Feats 5 Weapon Finesse, Extra Mutation:Natural Weapon (Radula, Extra Range)(B), Long Limbed (B)
Skills Bluff +13, Hide +10, Intimidate +11, Move Silently +10, Profession (Gambler) +7, Sense Motive +10, Tumble +10
Possessions



EPIC RUBBAH TUNG

Hit Die: d8
Skills Points at Each  Level : 4 + int
Bonus Feats: The Epic Rubbah Tung gains a Bonus Feat every 2 levels higher than 20th
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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #231 on: March 04, 2010, 03:09:14 AM »
Tooooooooo much free time.  :lol

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #232 on: March 10, 2010, 04:38:33 AM »
Finally a minor update.

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #233 on: March 13, 2010, 12:21:56 AM »
Rubbah Tungs are up cept for the class abilities.  The fluff isn't as disturbing as the Zerth Whacker so perhaps im losing my touch

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #234 on: March 13, 2010, 02:38:20 AM »
I think you're just getting desensitized. :rollseyes

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #235 on: March 13, 2010, 07:30:41 AM »
This reminds me of something that showed up in the mix/max board a short while ago.
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Chameleon Template from Underdark is +1, gives a +10 racial bonus to Hide checks, +4 to Move Silently, climb speed equal to 1/2 fastest non-flying speed (if only flying, the climb speed of 10 ft), and 10ft reach on touch attacks only.  Not bad for a stealthy character.

wraithstrike?
To be a little more specific, it's a tongue with 10 foot reach that can be used to deliver touch attacks.  Sorry, but I think Wraithstrike is a no-go.

Stormgaurd Warrior might have some fun, though...

source of stormguard warrior?
tome of battle, it's a tactical feat. for each attack you forgo in a round, you can make a touch attack. each touch attack that lands gives you +5 damage vs that foe in the next round, and the next round only.

ok, know what?
this mental image is disturbing.

PC: I shall initiate my ultimate attack sequence! AVALANCHE OF BLADES!

-licklicklickslurpslrplililillearch-

opponent: I-...I feel violated....

PC: belt of battle! TIME STANDS STILL!

lililrishprshlkcsplurtsquechslouoorp

opponent: PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY!

next round

PC: daimond nightmare blade!

opponent: thank the gods!

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There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #236 on: March 31, 2010, 06:31:30 AM »
Rubbah Tung updated with two class abilities

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #237 on: March 31, 2010, 02:49:14 PM »
seems fine. When was the last time you updated the index?
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There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #238 on: March 31, 2010, 05:10:00 PM »
I dont usually add PrC's to the index till i finish them.  Did I miss some?

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Re: Chaos Monk Redux
« Reply #239 on: March 31, 2010, 10:05:47 PM »
BHU you need to make a collection of all of your works one day. This is too insane not to have put into a pdf download that is properly organized, along with you other class & monster works.
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