hello everybody,
Recently I started playing my first game of D&D and so far am having a lot of fun. I am playing a halfling rogue and part of my character I have a dog for a mount that I use for travel. In the spirit of wanting to add a less serious tone to my gaming sessions I wrote a rap from the perspective of my character. Thanks for supplying a censorship free environment for me to post this.
Rolln' Def 20
I'm a rogue mother fucker
I don't sleep at night
You fuck with my dog
He'll give you a bite
Fuck you up right
Don't you judge by height
You look at me twice
You'll regret your plight
You want to party
I'm down but won't dip
I'm a bawling halfling rogue
No need to equip
I hide in the shadows
I spot for traps
You cross me son
They'll be playing you taps
Yeah I'm rolln' def 20
So my stats are baffln'
Check out my ride
You'll know why I'm a halfln'
Hop on my dog
Step on it sucka
Wachu wanna do
Sneak attack mother fucker