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Halfling rogue with dog mount rap
« on: January 15, 2009, 04:56:24 AM »
hello everybody,

Recently I started playing my first game of D&D and so far am having a lot of fun.  I am playing a halfling rogue and part of my character I have a dog for a mount that I use for travel.  In the spirit of wanting to add a less serious tone to my gaming sessions I wrote a rap from the perspective of my character.  Thanks for supplying a censorship free environment for me to post this.




Rolln' Def 20



I'm a rogue mother fucker
I don't sleep at night
You fuck with my dog
He'll give you a bite

Fuck you up right
Don't you judge by height
You look at me twice
You'll regret your plight


You want to party
I'm down but won't dip
I'm a bawling halfling rogue
No need to equip

I hide in the shadows
I spot for traps
You cross me son
They'll be playing you taps


Yeah I'm rolln' def 20
So my stats are baffln'
Check out my ride
You'll know why I'm a halfln'

Hop on my dog
Step on it sucka
Wachu wanna do
Sneak attack mother fucker

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Re: Halfling rogue with dog mount rap
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 05:38:31 AM »
I'm sorry, but that totally reminds me of this horrendous childhood memory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHbrbBesLg
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Re: Halfling rogue with dog mount rap
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 07:24:33 PM »
I'm assuming you're playing 3.x (since you're a Halfling with a mount), have you seen the Wild Cohort Feat?

It will give your doggy some survivability as you level up.
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Re: Halfling rogue with dog mount rap
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 08:02:38 PM »
That's awesome. :D
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: Halfling rogue with dog mount rap
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2009, 03:40:19 AM »
Record that shit. I can recommend some good producers. ;)