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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #460 on: September 27, 2010, 10:15:43 PM »
At least they made a fun Cooking Mama parody. :p
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #461 on: September 27, 2010, 10:18:55 PM »
At least they made a fun Cooking Mama parody. :p
They did?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #462 on: September 27, 2010, 10:24:41 PM »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #463 on: September 27, 2010, 10:29:50 PM »
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #464 on: September 27, 2010, 10:33:26 PM »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #465 on: September 27, 2010, 10:36:57 PM »
http://features.peta.org/CookingMama/Index.asp
I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT GAME! *Stops being productive at work*

MEANER THAN MAMA!
Is it a bad thing that I read the little "facts" they put in between and laugh uproariously in my office before thinking about how to put more meat into dinner?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #466 on: September 27, 2010, 11:34:43 PM »
http://features.peta.org/CookingMama/Index.asp
I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT GAME! *Stops being productive at work*

MEANER THAN MAMA!
Is it a bad thing that I read the little "facts" they put in between and laugh uproariously in my office before thinking about how to put more meat into dinner?

I'd quote Martha Stewart, but that's fairly obvious.


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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #468 on: September 28, 2010, 07:31:01 AM »
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Is there anything Benedict hasn't been called? A Nazi, a Sith, a vampire... :P

I believe he has not yet been publicly referred to in parody or seriousness as a pig rapist.

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #470 on: September 28, 2010, 12:55:51 PM »
Aethitesm
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Is there anything Benedict hasn't been called? A Nazi, a Sith, a vampire... :P

I believe he has not yet been publicly referred to in parody or seriousness as a pig rapist.
He hasn't? We can fix that. :smirk
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #471 on: September 28, 2010, 08:51:01 PM »
Aethitesm
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Is there anything Benedict hasn't been called? A Nazi, a Sith, a vampire... :P

I believe he has not yet been publicly referred to in parody or seriousness as a pig rapist.
He hasn't? We can fix that. :smirk
Poorly Photoshopped images distributed to a few religious hotheads should do the trick.

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #472 on: September 28, 2010, 11:40:22 PM »
In other news, I just got my hands on a doujin that got my juices flowing...
My creative juices, that is. :p

I present to you Agita's Awesome Poster Collection, perversion edition. Disclaimer: Most of the images in the spoiler are not safe for work, and may or may not be offensive.
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« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 11:45:10 PM by Agita »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #473 on: September 28, 2010, 11:42:39 PM »
Lol: Instant Climax Kill.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #474 on: September 29, 2010, 12:19:27 AM »
Um... what?

And we knew Reimu could use Hokuto Shinken anyway.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #475 on: September 29, 2010, 02:18:18 AM »
Actually, that's more like Street Fighter's Shotokan Karate.  :P
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

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Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #476 on: September 29, 2010, 03:49:32 AM »
Mortal Kombat Announcer Voice: "Finish Her!"
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #477 on: September 29, 2010, 09:42:45 AM »
Lol: Instant Climax Kill.
There's also a Sex Arts - Penispecial at the end, but that seems too NSFW even for BG. :P

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #478 on: September 30, 2010, 02:40:31 AM »
What's the doujin?

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #479 on: September 30, 2010, 03:03:12 AM »
Actually, that's more like Street Fighter's Shotokan Karate.  :P
Have you forgotten? Watch these again, in order:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wM0a6z7Uxk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myTbHqTLGZk (video info is important part, at bottom)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-SrmzsrkE

(this was the original)
« Last Edit: September 30, 2010, 03:13:27 AM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]