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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2009, 11:47:28 PM »
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[spoiler=Monty Python][/spoiler]

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[spoiler=Loot][/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2009, 11:48:16 PM »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2009, 08:10:33 PM »
I see kindred spirits, pity the rest of my motivator fuel isn't available right now. Also, I made the Half Dragon breath weapon one. :D
A mostly anime run this time.
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[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2009, 09:20:09 PM »
Speaking of anime-inspired motivators...

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2009, 09:50:01 PM »
I'd have made that "Swordchucks, Now with lightsabers."
Fresh from the motivator forge.
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[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2009, 10:00:53 PM »
I'd have made that "Swordchucks, Now with lightsabers."
Thy wish is my command.
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Like that? :D

Also, I demand to know the source(s) for Field Artillery, Enormous Cannon, and Collateral Damage.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2009, 10:26:16 PM »
haha futuramas on.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2009, 10:39:37 PM »
Field Artillery is from Yozakura Quartet.
Enormous Cannon and Collateral Damage are from Night Wizard.

And more, while I'm at it.
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[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2009, 10:47:14 PM »
Speaking of anime-inspired motivators...


Ur doin it wrong. You're supposed to link to the music (or the scene).
To anyone who hasn't seen the series: She was inside an antimagic field when she did that (her opponents are using Extraordinary abilities).
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2009, 11:20:17 PM »
Ur doin it wrong. You're supposed to link to the music (or the scene).
To anyone who hasn't seen the series: She was inside an antimagic field when she did that (her opponents are using Extraordinary abilities).
Fixed. Of course, I had always intended to link to the scene, but my bad, bad internet decided to cut the link out of the code. >_> <_<
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2009, 09:48:00 AM »
Pity I'm away from my screencaps, theres a good one for "Screw the walls, I have lasers". :D
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[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2009, 01:09:23 PM »
Like this?
[spoiler]

Alternatively,

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=And a bonus][/spoiler]
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2009, 02:22:24 PM »
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2009, 02:46:53 PM »
<DMM>
That's actually an interesting idea. Make Nightsticks into one-shot items that are specifically used to fuel divine feats, et voilá, cartridges!
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2009, 10:42:38 PM »
Like this?
[spoiler]

Alternatively,

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=And a bonus][/spoiler]
Yes, exactly like that. :D

The DMM one though, works better with the "Reloading" part of the Screw the Walls bit. :D
Again, wish I had my screencaps with me, only got a few on hand here.
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[/spoiler]
Turns out I still have plenty of material anyway.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2009, 11:04:13 PM »
'Nother two.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2009, 11:10:23 PM »
<DMM>
That's actually an interesting idea. Make Nightsticks into one-shot items that are specifically used to fuel divine feats, et voilá, cartridges!
They already come in magazines anyway (the Volkenritters' shotgun slugs appear to be multi-use)

And I have a sneaking suspicion that no-one can understand the second one... :/
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2009, 11:29:55 PM »
<DMM>
That's actually an interesting idea. Make Nightsticks into one-shot items that are specifically used to fuel divine feats, et voilá, cartridges!
They already come in magazines anyway (the Volkenritters' shotgun slugs appear to be multi-use)

And I have a sneaking suspicion that no-one can understand the second one... :/
I know who it is, but iunno what he has to do with Dante. Maybe I should get around to finish watching the series.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2009, 11:40:08 PM »
The Dante thing wasn't the main joke (This is Dante).

The joke is that he's supposed to be a member of the Archer class, but he fights with dual scimitars instead of a bow. (much to the confusion of the other characters).

I picture it as going something like this:
[spoiler]
DM: Okay, and Player 2 is an Archer.
Player 2: There isn't any archer class.
Others: *sigh*
Player 1: Weren't you paying attention? There isn't exactly a "Saber" class either.
DM: Just build a ranger.
Player 2: Okay, see you guys next week!

DM: What... What is that.
Player 2: It's my archer!
Player 3: Um, did you get that picture from Devil M-
DM: Why is he dual-wielding swords?
Player 2: You said to build a ranger!
DM: ...
DM: When I said "Archer", did that not tip you off to the appropriate combat style?
Player 3: Look, can we just get this thing started?
DM: *sigh* All right. Rin watches as the completed magic circle begins to glow. Then-
Player 2: BOOM!
DM: ...then there is a flash of light and an... an Archer-class Servant appears before you.
Player 2: "Hey there, baby! Whassup?"

DM: Berserker roars and strikes with his club, but misses, striking the floor and shattering it.
Player 2: Ouch! I'm getting out of here!
DM: As Berserker turns and follows you, he trips over a piece of rubble. As he struggles to regain his balance he is temporarily unable to defend himse-
Player 2: I hit him with my swords!
DM: You can't do that, you're too far away.
Player 2: Aw man, I guess I don't have any options then.
DM: *cough* You got a bow in your starting package, even if you never. freaking. used it.
Player 2: Okay, then I use my bow to fire-
DM: Alright. *takes out dice*
Player 2: -a sword at him.
DM: ...
Player 1: ...
Player 3: ...
Player 2: :)
DM: Oh, too late, he manages to regain his balance in time to block the attack.
Player 2: This bow sucks, I'm making a run for it!
Player 1: You ****ing idiot, you're supposed to be keeping them away from us.
DM: Berserker follows-
Player 2: I make a ranged attack. But that bow sucks, so I'll throw my swords at him instead.
DM: You miss.
Player 2: Okay, I use flurry and throw four swords at him this time.
DM: Wait, you can't... *checks character sheer* Okay, why do you have that many swords?
Player 2: In case I lose my pack!
DM: Berserker is still standing. He charges you and attacks. *rolls* It's a critical hit.
Player 2: Crap. How many hit points do I have left?
DM: Two.
Player 2: Okay, time to bring out the big guns. I draw my scroll of miracle...
DM: You do not have a scroll of miracle.
Player 2: It says it right here on my sheet!
DM: You just wrote that in now! Okay, screw this. Rocks fall, everybody dies.
Player 2: But-
DM: ROCKS FALL, EVERYBODY DIES!
Player 3: Wait a minute, what about us?
DM: Okay, sorry, just "Archer" dies.

Player 2: Aw, c'mon guys, can't you let me back in?
DM: ...I am giving you one more chance. You can take over Shirou.
Player 2: Sweet!
Player 1: Wait, he's going to be playing my character's Master?
DM: Deal with it. Just remember, this is a different character. Don't go playing him the same way as your last one.
Player 2: What, do you think I'm an idiot?
Player 2: "Hey there, baby! Whassup?"
[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 08:44:44 PM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2009, 07:21:43 AM »
Archer class, thrown weapons count too. Besides, hes got a bow that shoots swords!

[spoiler]







[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."